Chuck Norris Joke #609
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
Comments:
Sigh
2011-10-17 12:38:30
Honestly you guys are incredibly lame..
malcolm
2011-06-05 15:12:33
chuck norris can strangle you with a cordless phone
Chantel
2011-01-17 17:28:13
When Bruce Banner gets angry, he turns into the Hulk. But when the Hulk gets angry, he turns into Chuck Norris.
matt hardy
2009-06-30 06:28:04
i mean if i eva see u at all
matt hardy
2009-06-30 06:26:58
ok oliver try going along and + how would u no u time travel or somthin u r a real joke killer.if i eva see u again ill give u the biggest twist of fate and send u to my home town in cameron,nc so my bro can do the same
oliver
2009-03-01 08:15:26
when goin back in time u stay in the same physical place so he wouldnt be in the air to be able to kill her
cha2l1e
2007-08-21 02:08:09
When Chuck Norris wants a vegetable, Chuck Norris eats a vegetarian.
Tabatha
2007-07-14 00:22:24
*lol* I love this one! It's so random, but it's so funny...