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Chuck Norris Joke #609

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.

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2011-10-17 12:38:30

Honestly you guys are incredibly lame..

malcolm

2011-06-05 15:12:33

chuck norris can strangle you with a cordless phone

Chantel

2011-01-17 17:28:13

When Bruce Banner gets angry, he turns into the Hulk. But when the Hulk gets angry, he turns into Chuck Norris.

matt hardy

2009-06-30 06:28:04

i mean if i eva see u at all

matt hardy

2009-06-30 06:26:58

ok oliver try going along and + how would u no u time travel or somthin u r a real joke killer.if i eva see u again ill give u the biggest twist of fate and send u to my home town in cameron,nc so my bro can do the same

oliver

2009-03-01 08:15:26

when goin back in time u stay in the same physical place so he wouldnt be in the air to be able to kill her

cha2l1e

2007-08-21 02:08:09

When Chuck Norris wants a vegetable, Chuck Norris eats a vegetarian.

Tabatha

2007-07-14 00:22:24

*lol* I love this one! It's so random, but it's so funny...