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Chuck Norris Joke #608

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

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StaSeph

2013-05-10 07:42:27

E=mc2 is really code for Chuck Norris.

lookslo

2011-11-24 16:51:53

Chuck says,if the shoe fits,roundhouse kick em with it .

Ethan

2011-11-10 18:32:11

Chuck nois dates fat ladys

dawson

2011-10-09 15:31:17

some people have god to guild them, god has chuck norris to guild him

Alex

2011-03-08 15:15:46

When life gives Chuck Norris lemons he makes lemonade an AK-47 and a play pen for his pet scorpion

Katelyn

2010-11-11 02:06:12

ottayy morgan..... that was kinda creepy lol
my favourite would have to be....
Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

Wes

2010-11-06 10:36:07

The 300 died at Thermopylae because Chuck Norris got bored and left

Cowgirl4ever

2010-11-04 13:59:02

When we go to sleep, we have dreams about Freddy killing us...when Freddy goes to sleep, he has dreams about Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking him!!!

andy

2010-06-18 16:58:40

when chuck norris goes on tv there is a elecritical outage to get enough power to show him

AnnaMaddie

2010-05-09 15:13:14

Totally Agree Sandra, Could we Roundhouse Kick that really mean one that stares at me... For No reason?? WTF is her Issue!!!

Sandra M

2010-05-09 15:10:41

OMG CHUCK NORRIS! If I could ever Roundhouse Kick anybody (or learn to) I'd Roundhouse Kick all the mean girls at my school. Then They'd Die! No More Bullys! w00ty W00ty W00t!

mellony

2010-05-09 15:08:40

My Favorite Chuck Norris Joke is definately. When little kids go to sleep they check their closet for the BoogeyMan, When the Boogeyman goes to sleep he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

AnnaMaddie

2010-05-09 15:07:06

ewwwwkay... little creepy morgan. But I love the Chuck Norris Joke; Chuck Norris CAN Slam a Revolving door.

duh

2010-04-26 11:13:31

uhh eww!!!

morgan

2010-01-06 16:29:27

Wow Chuck your such a fricken babe. Damn my vag is like a waterfall when i see your pics. (:

Kiltro

2007-12-31 23:42:49

Lol