Chuck Norris Joke #608
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Comments:
StaSeph
2013-05-10 07:42:27
E=mc2 is really code for Chuck Norris.
lookslo
2011-11-24 16:51:53
Chuck says,if the shoe fits,roundhouse kick em with it .
Ethan
2011-11-10 18:32:11
Chuck nois dates fat ladys
dawson
2011-10-09 15:31:17
some people have god to guild them, god has chuck norris to guild him
Alex
2011-03-08 15:15:46
When life gives Chuck Norris lemons he makes lemonade an AK-47 and a play pen for his pet scorpion
Katelyn
2010-11-11 02:06:12
ottayy morgan..... that was kinda creepy lol
my favourite would have to be....
Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
Wes
2010-11-06 10:36:07
The 300 died at Thermopylae because Chuck Norris got bored and left
Cowgirl4ever
2010-11-04 13:59:02
When we go to sleep, we have dreams about Freddy killing us...when Freddy goes to sleep, he has dreams about Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking him!!!
andy
2010-06-18 16:58:40
when chuck norris goes on tv there is a elecritical outage to get enough power to show him
AnnaMaddie
2010-05-09 15:13:14
Totally Agree Sandra, Could we Roundhouse Kick that really mean one that stares at me... For No reason?? WTF is her Issue!!!
Sandra M
2010-05-09 15:10:41
OMG CHUCK NORRIS! If I could ever Roundhouse Kick anybody (or learn to) I'd Roundhouse Kick all the mean girls at my school. Then They'd Die! No More Bullys! w00ty W00ty W00t!
mellony
2010-05-09 15:08:40
My Favorite Chuck Norris Joke is definately. When little kids go to sleep they check their closet for the BoogeyMan, When the Boogeyman goes to sleep he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
AnnaMaddie
2010-05-09 15:07:06
ewwwwkay... little creepy morgan. But I love the Chuck Norris Joke; Chuck Norris CAN Slam a Revolving door.
duh
2010-04-26 11:13:31
uhh eww!!!
morgan
2010-01-06 16:29:27
Wow Chuck your such a fricken babe. Damn my vag is like a waterfall when i see your pics. (:
Kiltro
2007-12-31 23:42:49
Lol