Chuck Norris Joke #606

colin

2012-01-20 12:11:42

Chuck Norris knows everythin but 1 thing and he knows what it is

Jessica Danielle Parker

2011-09-15 09:38:06

BOB & ed, you killed it, sorry--but you so did (ruined it, I mean)
JOSE--omg hahahahahahahahaha I love your jokes. They're original and so hilarious. Thx for setting the bar Collin, and agreeing to it Johnny. I love the "pi" one and the "jump" one and the "grass" one. You're so funny lmfao

a human

2011-03-29 17:48:39

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

collin

2011-02-22 09:56:42

jesus can walk on water, but chuck norris can swim through land

Johnny

2011-02-21 18:06:00

chuck norris uses a nightlight not becuase hes afraid of the dark becuase the dark is afraid of chuck norris

JOSE

2011-01-21 09:24:02

chuck norris cant fly. he jumps up and decides when and where to come down.

JOSE

2011-01-21 09:21:27

chuck norris beat up the hulk and stole his lunch money.

JOSE

2011-01-21 09:19:53

chuck norris figured out what number pi ends with.

JOSE

2011-01-21 09:17:46

chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, he stairs at the grass and dares it to grow.

JOSE

2011-01-21 09:15:37

chuck norris doesnt turn on the shower. he stairs at it until it crys.

ed

2010-12-20 19:57:48

chuck norris blood is nassas rocket fuel.he's also dart vaders father.

BOB

2010-12-02 04:47:29

Chuck Norris didn't shoot the Taliban. The Taliban shot Chuck Norris