Comments:
kris koehn
2013-05-20 21:19:47
dont get it
Yo momma jokes rule
2012-10-02 08:23:03
this is so bad. :(
jabfriarv
2012-09-09 01:25:12
Chuck Norris uses ice cubes to cook
EasilyAmused
2012-08-22 00:45:28
Doesn't Chuck Norris have better things to do than prove he can do something impossible twice? Isn't one time sitting around counting to infinity enough?
ssd44
2012-07-07 18:11:17
cool
nkjfh
2012-06-28 18:11:14
ok butt there is one thing his brothe did it 3 times
jrinker
2012-06-27 13:19:41
chuck norris isn't that tough...bruce lee smacked him so hard he dreamt he killed a bear!
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2012-04-26 14:58:01
the song that never ends or any justin beiber song
alex
2012-04-26 14:56:07
cool jokes
Jackson Lee Doler
2012-04-25 15:40:58
You could have said he counted to infinity infinity times.
epic donkey
2012-03-13 08:51:09
lame
Kenzy:)
2011-11-09 08:52:47
Ha! I LOVE Chuck Norris!! Comment if you do to!!!!!! Hes soooo awesome!! *Like*
...u
2011-10-30 08:05:15
Chuck norris is COMING to get you!
zoolo coolo
2011-10-21 18:04:04
when chuck norris farts the sent hides in his ass for protection
david
2011-09-03 17:30:02
the reason 9-11 happened not cause a plane hit a building cause chuck norris roundhouse kicked it
david
2011-09-03 17:28:10
chuck norris does only cheep shots cause he dosent punch he only kick so he is a cheep fighter
banana cabana
2011-09-03 17:26:23
you dont find chuck norris he finds you
david
2011-09-03 17:25:35
when it rains chuck norris dosent get wet cause the rain knows not to hit him
Little Chuck
2011-01-16 06:07:18
Let us follow his example and worship him ! www.count-to-infinity.com
Klacker lOl
2010-10-25 19:04:33
5 not %. good work on your fail
Mr.Norris
2010-10-25 11:51:48
A bear attacked chuck norris and after % days of excruxiating pain the bear died
infinity counter
2010-09-25 08:33:30
So what, we can do that, too ... or at least once ... or at least try. ;)
Micah
2010-08-20 20:45:28
a bomb doesnt hit chuck norris.chuck norris hits the bomb
HLD
2010-08-14 22:15:19
Chuck Norris doesn't have to do shit for a Klondike bar.
kylee
2009-04-28 21:57:21
chuck norris doesnt destroyed the periodic table cause he only know the element of surprise.
Chance
2008-12-11 09:20:43
Once a month chuck norris has sex with every women on earth...thats why they bleed for a week.
colton
2008-12-09 03:59:00
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land
sdfgsdgsdfg
2008-01-31 07:12:29
THAT WAS STUPID!
YOU'RE STUPID!
:]
jeremy
2007-09-17 21:02:47
when it rains, chuck norris doesnt get wet, water gets chuck norris
Thomas
2007-07-22 00:02:29
This is not a true. Actually, Chuck Norris has counted even further.
fr33kn1337
2007-03-14 16:07:40
chuck norris uses his piss for gasoline
because hes a gas powered killing machine!