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Chuck Norris Joke #604

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

Hein Hail Chuck Norris

2014-02-07 19:20:16

CHUCK NORRIS BUTTFUCKS CHICKS IN THE MOUTH

awxbteji

2013-11-30 03:45:37

1

:|

2013-11-25 17:02:34

Sure he did. I counted higher.

Trinity :D

2013-11-25 16:52:44

I know.I WATCHED IT HAPPEN!!!!!!!!

kris koehn

2013-05-20 21:19:47

dont get it

Yo momma jokes rule

2012-10-02 08:23:03

this is so bad. :(

jabfriarv

2012-09-09 01:25:12

Chuck Norris uses ice cubes to cook

EasilyAmused

2012-08-22 00:45:28

Doesn't Chuck Norris have better things to do than prove he can do something impossible twice? Isn't one time sitting around counting to infinity enough?

ssd44

2012-07-07 18:11:17

cool

nkjfh

2012-06-28 18:11:14

ok butt there is one thing his brothe did it 3 times

jrinker

2012-06-27 13:19:41

chuck norris isn't that tough...bruce lee smacked him so hard he dreamt he killed a bear!

?

2012-04-26 14:58:01

the song that never ends or any justin beiber song

alex

2012-04-26 14:56:07

cool jokes

Jackson Lee Doler

2012-04-25 15:40:58

You could have said he counted to infinity infinity times.

epic donkey

2012-03-13 08:51:09

lame

Kenzy:)

2011-11-09 08:52:47

Ha! I LOVE Chuck Norris!! Comment if you do to!!!!!! Hes soooo awesome!! *Like*

...u

2011-10-30 08:05:15

Chuck norris is COMING to get you!

zoolo coolo

2011-10-21 18:04:04


when chuck norris farts the sent hides in his ass for protection

david

2011-09-03 17:30:02

the reason 9-11 happened not cause a plane hit a building cause chuck norris roundhouse kicked it

david

2011-09-03 17:28:10

chuck norris does only cheep shots cause he dosent punch he only kick so he is a cheep fighter

banana cabana

2011-09-03 17:26:23

you dont find chuck norris he finds you

david

2011-09-03 17:25:35

when it rains chuck norris dosent get wet cause the rain knows not to hit him

Little Chuck

2011-01-16 06:07:18

Let us follow his example and worship him ! www.count-to-infinity.com

Klacker lOl

2010-10-25 19:04:33

5 not %. good work on your fail

Mr.Norris

2010-10-25 11:51:48

A bear attacked chuck norris and after % days of excruxiating pain the bear died

infinity counter

2010-09-25 08:33:30

So what, we can do that, too ... or at least once ... or at least try. ;)

Micah

2010-08-20 20:45:28

a bomb doesnt hit chuck norris.chuck norris hits the bomb

HLD

2010-08-14 22:15:19

Chuck Norris doesn't have to do shit for a Klondike bar.

kylee

2009-04-28 21:57:21

chuck norris doesnt destroyed the periodic table cause he only know the element of surprise.

Chance

2008-12-11 09:20:43

Once a month chuck norris has sex with every women on earth...thats why they bleed for a week.

colton

2008-12-09 03:59:00

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land

sdfgsdgsdfg

2008-01-31 07:12:29

THAT WAS STUPID!
YOU'RE STUPID!
:]

jeremy

2007-09-17 21:02:47

when it rains, chuck norris doesnt get wet, water gets chuck norris

Thomas

2007-07-22 00:02:29

This is not a true. Actually, Chuck Norris has counted even further.

fr33kn1337

2007-03-14 16:07:40

chuck norris uses his piss for gasoline
because hes a gas powered killing machine!