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Chuck Norris Joke #603

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

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superman

2011-11-06 13:32:37

here is a good one:
Chuck norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the infromation he wants.

mrs. miller

2011-05-26 05:44:49

i didnt see him

rose

2010-07-01 08:44:16

ok freaking RANDOM!!!