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Chuck Norris Joke #600

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

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PMarsh

2013-04-04 15:08:24

Chuck Norris Doesn't Dodge a Wrench, The Wrench Dodges Chuck Norris.

Dan

2012-05-23 18:42:06

It took Chuck Norris 15 min to eat a 76oz steak. 14 of it was spent having sex with the waitress

J16

2012-01-18 18:08:28

Chuck Norris peed in a trucks gas tank that truck is now Optimus prime

raymond

2011-11-04 11:37:50

there are liers all over the world. like things go bump in the night. that's a lie because fallowing every thing that goes bump in the night is Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking hem in the face.

81ack5h33p

2011-06-18 22:09:56

Chuck Norris can play 18 holes of golf and score a 17

bailey

2011-06-18 00:13:42

you cant kill chuck norris chuck norris can kill you ps my bruther tolde me this joke

Chuck Norris

2011-04-01 17:50:06

how did you know? I could kill you for that.

jonnybravo

2010-11-01 19:40:04

in the beginning, there was nothing. so chuck norris walked up to that nothing and roundhouse kicked it in the face and told it to get a job. thats why there is a universe

DOA

2010-09-20 19:54:07

If a car exploded next to you and Chuck Norris was in it,he would look at you and say"Mondays huh?"

Klacker lOl

2010-08-28 19:43:52

Chuck norris does not hunt. hunting implies failure. chuck norris goes killing

Klacker lOl

2010-08-28 19:42:09

Chuck norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun...

Klacker lOl

2010-08-28 19:40:47

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck norris... And he did.

Enrique

2010-08-28 12:58:01

When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses a needle. Instead he asks for a shotgun and a bucket.

Gun

2010-05-29 17:51:49

Chuck Norris doesnt use a gun for protection, the gun uses chuck norris

Bowling

2010-05-29 17:49:28

Chuck Norris can throw a gutter ball and get a strike

Butter

2010-05-29 17:47:24

Chuck Norris CAN believe its not butter

Dirty Paul

2010-04-01 14:56:20

The main ingredient in Red Bull is Chuck Norris' sweat

CHUCKFTW

2010-03-22 15:30:15

Chuck Norris can make a slinky go UP-stairs

CHUCKFTW

2010-03-22 15:29:26

When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesnt push himself up, he pushes the world down =P

Jimbo

2010-03-22 09:19:01

Crop circles are not caused by aliens. It's Chuck Norris telling the corn to lay it down.

Kite

2009-10-06 17:22:11

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Josh

2008-03-19 17:17:20

Chuck Norris isn`t afraid of the dark. The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

Mary

2008-01-04 15:16:43

Chuck Norris is full of WIN!

Kizza

2007-11-16 18:14:27

Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Kirrie

2007-11-16 18:13:18

Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird

Aaron

2007-08-27 16:53:29

Chuck norries doesn't sleep. He lies awake in regret.

69jake dogg

2007-08-21 22:02:12

you haven't ???

Jody

2007-03-26 11:44:19

chuck norris beat a brick wall at tennis