Comments:
PMarsh
2013-04-04 15:08:24
Chuck Norris Doesn't Dodge a Wrench, The Wrench Dodges Chuck Norris.
Dan
2012-05-23 18:42:06
It took Chuck Norris 15 min to eat a 76oz steak. 14 of it was spent having sex with the waitress
J16
2012-01-18 18:08:28
Chuck Norris peed in a trucks gas tank that truck is now Optimus prime
raymond
2011-11-04 11:37:50
there are liers all over the world. like things go bump in the night. that's a lie because fallowing every thing that goes bump in the night is Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking hem in the face.
81ack5h33p
2011-06-18 22:09:56
Chuck Norris can play 18 holes of golf and score a 17
bailey
2011-06-18 00:13:42
you cant kill chuck norris chuck norris can kill you ps my bruther tolde me this joke
Chuck Norris
2011-04-01 17:50:06
how did you know? I could kill you for that.
jonnybravo
2010-11-01 19:40:04
in the beginning, there was nothing. so chuck norris walked up to that nothing and roundhouse kicked it in the face and told it to get a job. thats why there is a universe
DOA
2010-09-20 19:54:07
If a car exploded next to you and Chuck Norris was in it,he would look at you and say"Mondays huh?"
Klacker lOl
2010-08-28 19:43:52
Chuck norris does not hunt. hunting implies failure. chuck norris goes killing
Klacker lOl
2010-08-28 19:42:09
Chuck norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun...
Klacker lOl
2010-08-28 19:40:47
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck norris... And he did.
Enrique
2010-08-28 12:58:01
When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses a needle. Instead he asks for a shotgun and a bucket.
Gun
2010-05-29 17:51:49
Chuck Norris doesnt use a gun for protection, the gun uses chuck norris
Bowling
2010-05-29 17:49:28
Chuck Norris can throw a gutter ball and get a strike
Butter
2010-05-29 17:47:24
Chuck Norris CAN believe its not butter
Dirty Paul
2010-04-01 14:56:20
The main ingredient in Red Bull is Chuck Norris' sweat
CHUCKFTW
2010-03-22 15:30:15
Chuck Norris can make a slinky go UP-stairs
CHUCKFTW
2010-03-22 15:29:26
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesnt push himself up, he pushes the world down =P
Jimbo
2010-03-22 09:19:01
Crop circles are not caused by aliens. It's Chuck Norris telling the corn to lay it down.
Kite
2009-10-06 17:22:11
1337
Josh
2008-03-19 17:17:20
Chuck Norris isn`t afraid of the dark. The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
Mary
2008-01-04 15:16:43
Chuck Norris is full of WIN!
Kizza
2007-11-16 18:14:27
Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Kirrie
2007-11-16 18:13:18
Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird
Aaron
2007-08-27 16:53:29
Chuck norries doesn't sleep. He lies awake in regret.
69jake dogg
2007-08-21 22:02:12
you haven't ???
Jody
2007-03-26 11:44:19
chuck norris beat a brick wall at tennis