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Chuck Norris Joke #60

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

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2011-04-03 09:05:01

Chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad did


2011-04-01 17:34:11

There once was a road named Chuck Norris, they had to demolish it, because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Amy Klyne

2010-09-23 19:17:48

Hahaha. Fucking ayyyy.

Woodrow Gardens

2008-01-15 13:36:04

How can visitors submit jokes for a vote? I have a primo CN joke I would love to see put up for a vote.

Hwrd Glt

2007-06-07 17:51:51

Why do monsters hide under the bed in Chuck Norris' bedroom? They're afraid to come out...

Corey Kennedy

2007-04-21 13:36:18

this one is funny but i gotta good joke and i dont know how to put it on here.... "Bed bugs dont bite chuck norris... chuck norris bites bed bugs. lol... at least my friends and I thought it was funny