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Chuck Norris Joke #6

Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

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Chuck Norris

2012-08-19 21:37:54

god made earth in 7 days chuck norris made everthing else by just thinking "hi"

Joke #6

2011-10-26 13:45:39

shit, "meh" beat me to it!

Joke #6

2011-10-26 13:44:32

Mcgyver can make a plane out of paperclips and gum. chuck norris can make a plane out of Mcgyver

Madmac149

2011-09-26 04:11:11

I heard Chuck Norris Died last week , Death just hasnt had the Balls to tell him yet.

Smellybeast

2011-06-10 18:35:06

I have to poo

Smellybeast

2011-06-10 18:35:05

I have to poo

Fatcoww

2011-06-10 18:33:22

I really like this guy but I Donna what tocdo

IdislikeSM

2011-03-30 16:55:57

Have u ever seen chuck Norris try to beat a ufc fighter it would be poof and he's across the world

IdislikeSM

2011-03-30 16:53:21

I have a question how do u get rid of some one that u dislike

Num nuts forever

2011-03-29 13:25:55

Do u know what num nuts feel like I do yumm

derek

2011-03-23 08:38:32

chuck Norris sleeps with a night light not because chuck Norris is scared of the dark because the dark is scared of chuck Norris

Ilovejb

2011-03-13 21:35:07

Chuck Norris

Myfriendsamessed

2011-03-11 23:18:43

Umm we'll I have to pee

Smelly

2011-03-11 23:11:42

I farted I'm srry chuck Norris can u smell it?

Smelly

2011-03-11 23:11:41

I farted I'm srry chuck Norris can u smell it?

Sexybeast

2011-03-11 23:10:39

Chuck Norris is boss
round house Kick
boom pow boom
POOF

Bob

2011-03-11 23:08:59

I love bieber to
yumm

Bob

2011-03-11 23:08:58

I love bieber to
yumm

SaggyBeast

2011-03-11 23:07:53

What's and who's saggy

Keegan .B

2011-03-11 23:07:17

I love Justin bieber :)

Saggybeast

2011-03-11 23:06:24

I like saggy

Shesabeast

2011-03-11 23:05:46

PRO :)

meh

2010-11-23 13:58:16

Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can build an airplane out of macgyver

Baltoholic

2010-10-27 14:33:29

Chuck Norris gave MacGyver his ideas.

d

2010-01-16 20:28:20

chuck norris vin desal and arnold swrchenager all went up to heven god asked them which one of you should sit in the chair on my right side Arnold said me i am the strongest vin desal said me im the bravest and chuck norris said i belive your sitting in my seat

????

2010-01-03 08:46:37

There is only 1 hand that beats a royal flush and that's chuck norris' hand

has

2007-12-25 19:42:46

God said let there be light, Chuck Norris said say please

lucas

2007-05-03 10:30:16

chuck norris fell in water but he didnt get wet water got chuck norris