Chuck Norris Joke #599

jojo

2010-07-31 21:28:00

wow...thts awful...lol

Kyle

2010-07-31 02:00:20

When chuck norris breaks the law, it doesn't heal

rose

2010-06-28 12:50:19

what the hell? lol

jake

2010-06-21 14:51:42

same

brad

2010-05-18 20:40:29

stupid idiot

Tslay

2010-04-26 20:36:10

When you search "God" on Google, it responds "did you mean: Chuck Norris?"

bob

2010-04-21 10:01:00

cool

anthony

2010-02-18 19:42:25

u know you like it

your mom

2010-02-18 11:27:07

my cousin has cancer:DDD

I don't like Chuck Norris

2010-02-08 20:26:19

You see my dad likes Chuck Norris, and he tells me these jokes all the time. I call these jokes "OLD SCHOOL" and fake! some how a lot of people LOOOOOOOOOVE Chuck Norris well not me!!!!!!!! Chuck Norris can cure cancer YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!

EMILEE

2009-11-28 13:33:12

i KNOW WHY HE DOSENT CRY! BECAUSE HE HAS ANO EYES!

Lou

2008-10-24 23:30:39

Chuck is one bad mofo.

ted

2008-10-07 10:25:28

There a lot more

jennifer lindsey

2008-04-09 09:51:32

i think chuck norris is so hot i love all the jokes people make of him my mother told me that she would love to bring him home

lenny

2008-03-05 12:02:03

i HAVE CANCER!!!...cure me bitch!

Blanca

2008-02-01 10:54:28

ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja no soooooooooooooooooooo stupid!!!!!!!

Adam

2007-11-27 20:58:04

Chuck Norris doesn't have to cut his grass, its afraid to grow

Domorato

2007-10-25 15:43:24

same here

Justin

2007-03-12 14:46:35

Lame, i've heard it before