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Chuck Norris Joke #599

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

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FiLTHY

2012-11-20 04:33:13

Chuck Norris Put "Time" In Time-Out....

Name

2012-08-10 20:09:47

Best joke:
Chuck Norris

end of joke

mavjhvguvg

2011-12-19 10:33:47

if you impersonate chuck norris you die

Free style

2011-11-05 22:04:24

The sun doesn't blind chuck norris, chuck norris blinds the sun

DaZazTeRHD

2011-10-30 08:20:22

Jesus Christ, Chuck Norris and a normal man were on a boat. They had to get to land, but had no oars.

Jesus starts walking across the water, and finally makes it safely to the other side.

Chuck joins Jesus, and walks safely across too.

The normal man thought, if they can do it, I can do it. He walks out of the boat, falls into the water, and drowns.

Jesus frowns, looks at Chuck and says "You think we should have told him about the rocks?"

Chuck looks back and says "What rocks?"

Chuck Norris

2011-04-05 06:51:20

Shut the hell up im make the jokes here

Chuck Fuckin Norris

2011-04-01 18:05:02

Hey Mr. I don't like Chuck Norris, I know where you live.

kjhsdflk

2010-12-16 07:18:25

um god doesn't worship chuck norris i hope you all rot in hell hahaha

jojo

2010-07-31 21:28:00

wow...thts awful...lol

Kyle

2010-07-31 02:00:20

When chuck norris breaks the law, it doesn't heal

rose

2010-06-28 12:50:19

what the hell? lol

jake

2010-06-21 14:51:42

same

brad

2010-05-18 20:40:29

stupid idiot

Tslay

2010-04-26 20:36:10

When you search "God" on Google, it responds "did you mean: Chuck Norris?"

bob

2010-04-21 10:01:00

cool

anthony

2010-02-18 19:42:25

u know you like it

your mom

2010-02-18 11:27:07

my cousin has cancer:DDD

I don't like Chuck Norris

2010-02-08 20:26:19

You see my dad likes Chuck Norris, and he tells me these jokes all the time. I call these jokes "OLD SCHOOL" and fake! some how a lot of people LOOOOOOOOOVE Chuck Norris well not me!!!!!!!! Chuck Norris can cure cancer YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!

EMILEE

2009-11-28 13:33:12

i KNOW WHY HE DOSENT CRY! BECAUSE HE HAS ANO EYES!

Lou

2008-10-24 23:30:39

Chuck is one bad mofo.

ted

2008-10-07 10:25:28

There a lot more

jennifer lindsey

2008-04-09 09:51:32

i think chuck norris is so hot i love all the jokes people make of him my mother told me that she would love to bring him home

lenny

2008-03-05 12:02:03

i HAVE CANCER!!!...cure me bitch!

Blanca

2008-02-01 10:54:28

ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja no soooooooooooooooooooo stupid!!!!!!!

Adam

2007-11-27 20:58:04

Chuck Norris doesn't have to cut his grass, its afraid to grow

Domorato

2007-10-25 15:43:24

same here

Justin

2007-03-12 14:46:35

Lame, i've heard it before