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Chuck Norris Joke #598

Chuck Norris digs graves with a shoe horn.

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sam

2013-01-08 14:07:06

On chucks floor in his house. His bear rug isent dead hes just to scared to move

paintballer227Boss

2012-11-09 17:32:44

if it looks like chicken and it tastes like chicken and feels like chicken and chuck norris says its beef then its beef

paintballer227

2012-11-09 17:30:33

chuck norris is so strong if your white he can roundhouse kick you black

jim

2011-11-27 09:47:20

chuck is still hanging on 71yrs young. you kids have no idea.

ima beast

2011-03-19 08:47:20

ur copying them

ima beast

2011-03-19 08:46:48

these jokes u guys are writing, they just arent funny. No offence

HiddenAngel

2011-02-22 12:05:41

sheesh...really guys?

John

2011-01-03 16:05:19

Chuck Norris doesn't look under his bed for the boogie man the boogie man looks under his bed for Chuck Norris.

John

2011-01-03 16:02:49

If Jesus can walk on water then Chuck Norris can swim on land.

Annhibbie23@yahoo.com

2010-12-07 13:20:04

chuck norris burped and caused the earthquake in haiti.

shelton

2010-11-10 13:14:58

chuck noris can stab a man with buttr

Jeremy

2010-11-10 08:50:58

Chuck Norris can drown a fish

Kevin

2010-03-15 02:24:24

Chuck Norris tears can cure cancer....too bad chuck Norris doesn't cry

annonymous

2010-03-10 18:43:05

yall hve no lives watsoever talkin bout chuck norris wtf

tindle

2010-02-18 14:40:34

chuck norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost

whipster1

2008-11-01 09:36:47

no idea

meow

2008-05-09 11:10:38

what the hell is a shoe horn?