Comments:
sam
2013-01-08 14:07:06
On chucks floor in his house. His bear rug isent dead hes just to scared to move
paintballer227Boss
2012-11-09 17:32:44
if it looks like chicken and it tastes like chicken and feels like chicken and chuck norris says its beef then its beef
paintballer227
2012-11-09 17:30:33
chuck norris is so strong if your white he can roundhouse kick you black
jim
2011-11-27 09:47:20
chuck is still hanging on 71yrs young. you kids have no idea.
ima beast
2011-03-19 08:47:20
ur copying them
ima beast
2011-03-19 08:46:48
these jokes u guys are writing, they just arent funny. No offence
HiddenAngel
2011-02-22 12:05:41
sheesh...really guys?
John
2011-01-03 16:05:19
Chuck Norris doesn't look under his bed for the boogie man the boogie man looks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
John
2011-01-03 16:02:49
If Jesus can walk on water then Chuck Norris can swim on land.
Annhibbie23@yahoo.com
2010-12-07 13:20:04
chuck norris burped and caused the earthquake in haiti.
shelton
2010-11-10 13:14:58
chuck noris can stab a man with buttr
Jeremy
2010-11-10 08:50:58
Chuck Norris can drown a fish
Kevin
2010-03-15 02:24:24
Chuck Norris tears can cure cancer....too bad chuck Norris doesn't cry
annonymous
2010-03-10 18:43:05
yall hve no lives watsoever talkin bout chuck norris wtf
tindle
2010-02-18 14:40:34
chuck norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost
whipster1
2008-11-01 09:36:47
no idea
meow
2008-05-09 11:10:38
what the hell is a shoe horn?