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Chuck Norris Joke #595

Chuck Norris is a stunt double for Optimus Prime.

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Ivyeyes

2011-03-23 08:34:21

its alot better to say he was having sex in a trailer park on the top of a truck and a bit sof his sperm went into the engine and we now know this truck as Optimus Prime but thats just a suggestion

i met chuck and avioded his kicks

2010-12-20 05:43:31

chuck made optimus prime

chucker

2010-12-19 11:15:41

chuck Norris was once strolling in a forest he then came across a cave he entered it he then found something snoring he got so irritated he kicked the nearest thing then a bear awoke only to be staring into the eyes of Chuck Norris the bear then proceeded to eat itself

almendjoy

2010-12-01 09:37:29

thatz funny shit...

blah

2010-12-01 09:36:41

on a scale from 1 to 10 chuck norris breaks the scale

mossy

2010-11-17 10:31:06

chuck norris caught all 150 pokemon!

bbbbay

2010-10-23 13:05:10

i honestly don't get it:(

C.N.Friend

2007-11-19 05:23:18

Chuck Norris America's next top model.
Chuck Norris, something special in the air.
Chuck Norris a choice of a new generation.
Easy, breezy, beautiful Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris. I'm lovin' it.
Chuck Norris eat fresh.
Chuck Norris like a rock.
Chuck Norris, the best a man can get.
Chuck Norris biult tough.
Relax, it's Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris, finger lickin' good.

sexy baest

2007-11-06 09:10:03

when chuk norris does push ups, he doesnt push himself up, he pushes the world down

your mom

2007-11-06 09:08:35

Chuck Norris loves your mom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cody

2007-11-06 09:07:32

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land

Jonathan

2007-10-19 18:52:09

Chuck norris does not consider it sex unless somone dies.

John Dearing

2007-09-26 19:44:39

Chuck Norris once had sex in a semi. That semi is now Optimus Prime.