Comments:
Roy Tofilovski
2013-03-19 15:37:29
Why does Chick Norris sleep with the light on? Because the dark is afraid of him...
Why is God called God and not something else? Because the name Chuck Norris was already taken...
Ken Fischer
2012-01-21 14:15:50
Chuck Norris can wash his clothes in a dryer.
Funny guy
2011-11-25 22:46:14
Who can't dribble a football?
McElla
2011-11-06 19:02:13
chuck norris can dribble gravity
Jessica Danielle Parker
2011-09-25 03:16:35
What's so impressive about that? Football = Soccer. Or do you mean a rugby ball?? *rolls eyes* All the comments are pathetic. The joke itself is pretty thin.
ima beast
2011-03-19 20:33:57
no u cant u noob
Fluffy
2011-03-03 16:46:23
don't tell chuck, but i acually CAN dribble a foot ball too...
itsallgoodnow
2010-12-24 16:08:46
Chuck Norris doesn't go to church. After all, why pray to someone that rests after six days of light work?
colton
2010-06-20 15:42:41
the mayans prodicted the birth of chuck noreises son and his birth day is 12/21/12 this birth will end the wolrd as we know it
-Aurrrorahh
2010-01-22 19:48:52
chuckk norris once tookk a vacation to the virgin islands andd when he left it wass just called the islands
amz129
2009-09-18 20:42:50
allen iverson can also dribble a football......
sawyer
2009-08-08 13:19:54
Chuck Norris ran down a street naked once with an erection... There were no survivors.
dino b
2008-11-29 20:58:21
chuck norris' feces can impregnate a woman. the offspring can kick your ass but always has corn in his hair.
dennis ballin
2008-11-29 20:56:25
chuck norris' sperm beat up your honor student
cassie
2008-08-05 21:47:14
A Church in my town has a reader board that says "I made Chuck Norris" (signed)
God
Domorato
2007-10-25 17:00:45
chuck norris can dribble the heads of his victims
RICHARD M.
2007-04-04 16:18:25
Robert Jong can dribble a medicine ball.