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Chuck Norris Joke #593

Chuck Norris can dribble a football.

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Roy Tofilovski

2013-03-19 15:37:29

Why does Chick Norris sleep with the light on? Because the dark is afraid of him...

Why is God called God and not something else? Because the name Chuck Norris was already taken...

Ken Fischer

2012-01-21 14:15:50

Chuck Norris can wash his clothes in a dryer.

Funny guy

2011-11-25 22:46:14

Who can't dribble a football?

McElla

2011-11-06 19:02:13

chuck norris can dribble gravity

Jessica Danielle Parker

2011-09-25 03:16:35

What's so impressive about that? Football = Soccer. Or do you mean a rugby ball?? *rolls eyes* All the comments are pathetic. The joke itself is pretty thin.

ima beast

2011-03-19 20:33:57

no u cant u noob

Fluffy

2011-03-03 16:46:23

don't tell chuck, but i acually CAN dribble a foot ball too...

itsallgoodnow

2010-12-24 16:08:46

Chuck Norris doesn't go to church. After all, why pray to someone that rests after six days of light work?

colton

2010-06-20 15:42:41

the mayans prodicted the birth of chuck noreises son and his birth day is 12/21/12 this birth will end the wolrd as we know it

-Aurrrorahh

2010-01-22 19:48:52

chuckk norris once tookk a vacation to the virgin islands andd when he left it wass just called the islands

amz129

2009-09-18 20:42:50

allen iverson can also dribble a football......

sawyer

2009-08-08 13:19:54

Chuck Norris ran down a street naked once with an erection... There were no survivors.

dino b

2008-11-29 20:58:21

chuck norris' feces can impregnate a woman. the offspring can kick your ass but always has corn in his hair.

dennis ballin

2008-11-29 20:56:25

chuck norris' sperm beat up your honor student

cassie

2008-08-05 21:47:14

A Church in my town has a reader board that says "I made Chuck Norris" (signed)

God

Domorato

2007-10-25 17:00:45

chuck norris can dribble the heads of his victims

RICHARD M.

2007-04-04 16:18:25

Robert Jong can dribble a medicine ball.