Chuck Norris Joke #591
When Chuck Norris throws a boomerang, the boomerang does not return because it is scared to come back.
Comments:
chuck norris
2012-06-17 21:28:43
Gabriel is a 100% right.
evil
2010-12-19 14:16:58
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Gabriel
2010-09-03 14:08:41
Whenever a girl-scout sold cookies at Chuck Norris's house, they came out a woman.
xy
2010-08-05 09:25:31
Bloody Mary is afraid to say Chuck Noris three times
poophead
2008-08-20 15:27:46
Chuck Norris is so straight he makes a line look crooked
BBOEELDOK
2007-08-21 13:10:17
Wrong. The boomerang knows that if it doesnt come back, it runs the risk of being hunted to the ends of the earth by Chuck Norris. Either way, that boomerang is screwed.