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Chuck Norris Joke #591

When Chuck Norris throws a boomerang, the boomerang does not return because it is scared to come back.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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chuck norris

2012-06-17 21:28:43

Gabriel is a 100% right.

evil

2010-12-19 14:16:58

chucknorrischucknorrischucknorrischucknorris

Gabriel

2010-09-03 14:08:41

Whenever a girl-scout sold cookies at Chuck Norris's house, they came out a woman.

xy

2010-08-05 09:25:31

Bloody Mary is afraid to say Chuck Noris three times

poophead

2008-08-20 15:27:46

Chuck Norris is so straight he makes a line look crooked

BBOEELDOK

2007-08-21 13:10:17

Wrong. The boomerang knows that if it doesnt come back, it runs the risk of being hunted to the ends of the earth by Chuck Norris. Either way, that boomerang is screwed.