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Chuck Norris Joke #590

Chuck Norris won a pissing contest against a Russian race horse.

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Thomas

2018-03-20 12:00:14

hey whisper, when chuck roundhouses you you rise from your own ashes, he then kills you

thom

2018-03-20 11:59:52

hey whisper, when chuck roundhouses you you rise from your own ashes, he then kills you

thomas

2018-03-20 11:59:30

whisper when chuck roundhouses you you rise from your own ashes, he then kills you

thomas

2018-03-20 11:56:55

the end scene in fury is based on a time when chuck norris attempted to drop an elbow in the manhattan streets

thomas

2018-03-20 11:55:54

the end scene in fury is based on a time when chuck norris attempted to drop an elbow in the manhattan streets

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2014-08-04 00:57:08

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2014-08-04 00:57:07

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2014-08-04 00:57:06

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Boomby3

2013-12-31 20:12:31

Then I went up against him , AND WON!

Robert Flores

2012-08-25 09:21:58

BLM fireman don't put out forest fires, Chuck Norris's pee does. End.

nrfsb

2011-12-06 11:26:52

you never see bigfoot because he is hiding from chuck norris. He owes Chuck money.

whisper

2011-04-27 15:57:43

how is this one "when chuck norris roundhouse kicks you your born again becuase chuck norris kicks that hard" i think i need some help with it change it if u want

$shitin$fuckstick$lol!!!!

2011-04-01 16:35:14

what The hell is up with all this chuck norris Shit *FUCK Chuck norris*HAHA JK April Fools day2/19/2010-3:26
Instead of hiding under your covers from the boogieman well hold on to your pants chuck norris is gunna get you.
watch out here comes chuck norris
run!!!!!!!!hide chuck norris is gunna kill you.

TOM

2009-06-26 19:01:22

There is another Chuck Norris in chuck Norris