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Chuck Norris Joke #589

Chuck Norris wasn't born with feet, just boots.

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2014-05-16 10:49:41

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TROLL FACE ACTIVATE

2012-04-23 07:50:10

CHICKEN BUTT

chuck norris

2012-04-23 07:49:44

what?

sdirhegjkfhdtiort

2012-04-23 07:49:01

guess what?

spicy guy

2012-04-23 07:48:21

chuck norris is a ginger so he has no soul, but then again heaven would be to afraid to take him in anyway

fugen i want fudge

2012-02-05 18:28:21

idk

Mo'Fucker

2011-10-23 19:18:51

wtf is a kcik?

Aero

2011-06-25 17:27:37

Chuck Norris and Super man had a race to the moon, the loser had to wear his underwear outside of his pants.

God choose 3 men to sit on his right side. Chuck Norris, Gorge W Bush and Sarah Palin. God asked Gorge W Bush why he should pick him, Gorge said because he would make Texas a country, God sent him to Hell. Then he asked Sarah Palin why she should, she said so the could kill more wolves, she was sent to hell. Before God could ask Chuck Norris why he should choose him, Chuck Norris Roundhouse kciked god saying " Thats my seat!"

luke

2011-03-05 17:40:16

chuck norris dosent have a night light... because the dark is afraid of him.

asdada

2007-10-25 11:57:45

Chuck Norris was taught how to Roundhouse kick before he was taught how to Walk