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Chuck Norris Joke #588

Chuck Norris delivers more male with one thrust of his pelvis than the U.S. Postal Service and the Pony Express have combined for the last 146 years.

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stefano

2012-01-03 20:06:36

c.n throat chopped his mom before he was born

Damian walcott (XIOn)

2011-06-12 13:08:00

if c.n. does die, earth is out of luck

Damian walcott (XIOn)

2011-06-12 13:06:22

when c.n. was born, the doctor, the family, and the rest of the world cried,he laughed.

Damian walcott (XIOn)

2011-06-12 13:04:19

aliens are real, they just cant invade till c.n. dies.
besides, hell probably take over first anyways.
plus, he cant die.

Damian walcott (XIOn)

2011-06-12 13:01:54

c.n. is so fast, he can run around the world 3 times and punch him self in the back of the head

Damian walcott (XIOn)

2011-06-12 13:00:24

when c.n. goes to the movies, he sits by everybody

Damian walcott (XIOn)

2011-06-12 12:57:59

most people's blood types are a,b,c,z,ect. c.n.'s is ak47

Damian walcott (XIOn)

2011-06-12 12:56:56

c.n. was an only child---eventually.

Damian walcott (XIOn)

2011-06-12 12:56:04

C.N. once kicked a horse in the neck---its decendants are now known as girrafes

happy

2010-12-31 23:56:41

chuck norris knows victorias secret, chuck norris believes it's not butter, anybody can piss on the floor but chuck norris can crap on the ceiling, chuck norris can turn the dark off, chuck norris is the only man in the world that can puch a cyclops in-between his eye

happy

2010-12-31 23:56:41

chuck norris knows victorias secret, chuck norris believes it's not butter, anybody can piss on the floor but chuck norris can crap on the ceiling, chuck norris can turn the dark off, chuck norris is the only man in the world that can puch a cyclops in-between his eye

Jack E.

2010-10-16 20:17:23

Chuck Norris can turn off the light
and be in bed before the light goes out.

Jack E.

2010-10-16 19:54:38

Chuck Norris built the log cabin, He was born in.

steve

2010-10-16 13:56:58

Chuck Norris can suck penis better then your moms

Klacker lOl

2010-05-26 18:41:31

What would a klondike bar to for chuck norris

joe

2010-05-05 11:36:46

chuck norris lost his virginity before his father

LORENZ

2010-05-04 21:17:59

CHUCJ NORRIS CAN TOUCH THIS. IN YOUR FACE MC HAMMER.

?

2009-11-01 19:10:49

stupid buck

Joey

2009-10-24 23:47:48

lol, nice catch Duh :D

Duh

2009-10-24 20:14:24

That was part of the joke, Buck

Buck

2008-11-19 08:55:04

U spelled mail wrong dumbass