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Chuck Norris Joke #587

Chuck Norris speaks in all caps.

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The Magical Chuck Norris cum

2014-01-30 12:28:03

WHAT BITCH

Shizz

2012-02-18 13:30:47

Jesus may be able to walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim on land!

peter

2011-08-05 19:05:03

When Chuck Norris plays Nazi zombies its the zombies who try to survive

ME

2011-07-11 17:16:27

Chuck Norris once walked into a city angry-their were no survivors

charlie

2011-04-28 17:05:17

jesus can walk on water. chuck norris can swim through land.

Gabe

2011-03-18 16:07:44

Chuck norris is so holy jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can walk on jesus

Nick

2011-01-12 19:12:33

Chuck Norris is Cooler than Mike Posner

tyler

2010-12-28 19:32:13


Whem America ran out of nukes, the paracuted Chuck Norris

tyler

2010-12-28 19:28:45

chuk norris can kill iron man with a gun

tyler

2010-12-28 19:28:18

chuck norris #
Chuck Norris googled 'Blue Waffle' and still said "I'd tap that."

tyler

2010-12-28 19:26:51

know y chuck norris gets guns for christmas so nobody supects anything

tyler

2010-12-28 19:25:51

chuk norris once killed 3 birds with half a stone

tyler

2010-12-28 19:24:42

if u see chuck norris in ur dream dont worry he's only going after fredy cougar

djp

2010-11-30 13:17:13

when chuck norris takes a bath chuck norris doesn't get wet the water gets chuck

Kurt Hughes

2010-11-10 17:10:07

Chuck Norris knows where Jimmy Hoffa is buried. He put him there.

bored guy

2010-10-26 03:43:19

Chuck Norris once won the World Series of Poker with a two of spades, a 7 of clubs, a get out of jail free monopoly card, a charizard, and a green four from Uno.

Tyler

2010-10-21 22:17:03

Chuck Norris once won the World Series of Poker with a two of spades and a green four from Uno.

MissLariss

2010-09-13 16:42:00

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Charliee

2010-07-25 15:16:30

Chuck Norris doesn't wear superman pj's. Superman wears Chuck Norris Pj's

jason

2010-06-28 04:59:39

you know the saying you can kill a bird with two stones well chuck norris can kill two stones with a bird

jason

2010-06-28 04:56:27

a man threw a pebal at chuck norris later that day a mountain was recorded flying

Eli

2010-04-24 17:07:32

in 1945 a 5 yr old chuck norris kicked Adolf Hitler to death

liam

2010-04-21 05:22:52

chuck norris once played russian ruellette with a fully loaded gun...and he won

Luke

2010-01-01 22:21:12

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the world down ...

Chuck Norris Himself

2009-12-11 18:02:23

Chuck Norris doesnt need a evil twin, hes evil enough.

Lol

2009-12-11 17:55:53

To jesus, Chuck Norris is the devil

Zack

2007-10-31 07:29:19

CHUCK NORRIS SPEAKS IN ALL CAPS.

asdada

2007-10-25 11:46:42

no, i think Chuck's the #1 cause

dave

2007-10-08 04:11:06

The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer

Eli

2007-07-07 17:56:55

Chuck Norris was killing people... while in the womb

Jim

2007-06-17 09:01:05

Someone once shot chuck norris, the bullet bounced off his chest & killed superman

BrendanSquish

2007-03-02 03:53:26

Chuck norris single handedly hunted the loch ness monster and now lives down his pants