Comments:
Shizz
2012-02-18 13:30:47
Jesus may be able to walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim on land!
peter
2011-08-05 19:05:03
When Chuck Norris plays Nazi zombies its the zombies who try to survive
ME
2011-07-11 17:16:27
Chuck Norris once walked into a city angry-their were no survivors
charlie
2011-04-28 17:05:17
jesus can walk on water. chuck norris can swim through land.
Gabe
2011-03-18 16:07:44
Chuck norris is so holy jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can walk on jesus
Nick
2011-01-12 19:12:33
Chuck Norris is Cooler than Mike Posner
tyler
2010-12-28 19:32:13
Whem America ran out of nukes, the paracuted Chuck Norris
tyler
2010-12-28 19:28:45
chuk norris can kill iron man with a gun
tyler
2010-12-28 19:28:18
chuck norris #
Chuck Norris googled 'Blue Waffle' and still said "I'd tap that."
tyler
2010-12-28 19:26:51
know y chuck norris gets guns for christmas so nobody supects anything
tyler
2010-12-28 19:25:51
chuk norris once killed 3 birds with half a stone
tyler
2010-12-28 19:24:42
if u see chuck norris in ur dream dont worry he's only going after fredy cougar
djp
2010-11-30 13:17:13
when chuck norris takes a bath chuck norris doesn't get wet the water gets chuck
Kurt Hughes
2010-11-10 17:10:07
Chuck Norris knows where Jimmy Hoffa is buried. He put him there.
bored guy
2010-10-26 03:43:19
Chuck Norris once won the World Series of Poker with a two of spades, a 7 of clubs, a get out of jail free monopoly card, a charizard, and a green four from Uno.
Tyler
2010-10-21 22:17:03
Chuck Norris once won the World Series of Poker with a two of spades and a green four from Uno.
MissLariss
2010-09-13 16:42:00
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Charliee
2010-07-25 15:16:30
Chuck Norris doesn't wear superman pj's. Superman wears Chuck Norris Pj's
jason
2010-06-28 04:59:39
you know the saying you can kill a bird with two stones well chuck norris can kill two stones with a bird
jason
2010-06-28 04:56:27
a man threw a pebal at chuck norris later that day a mountain was recorded flying
Eli
2010-04-24 17:07:32
in 1945 a 5 yr old chuck norris kicked Adolf Hitler to death
liam
2010-04-21 05:22:52
chuck norris once played russian ruellette with a fully loaded gun...and he won
Luke
2010-01-01 22:21:12
When Chuck Norris does a push up, he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the world down ...
Chuck Norris Himself
2009-12-11 18:02:23
Chuck Norris doesnt need a evil twin, hes evil enough.
Lol
2009-12-11 17:55:53
To jesus, Chuck Norris is the devil
Zack
2007-10-31 07:29:19
CHUCK NORRIS SPEAKS IN ALL CAPS.
asdada
2007-10-25 11:46:42
no, i think Chuck's the #1 cause
dave
2007-10-08 04:11:06
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Eli
2007-07-07 17:56:55
Chuck Norris was killing people... while in the womb
Jim
2007-06-17 09:01:05
Someone once shot chuck norris, the bullet bounced off his chest & killed superman
BrendanSquish
2007-03-02 03:53:26
Chuck norris single handedly hunted the loch ness monster and now lives down his pants