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Chuck Norris Joke #585

When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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2014-03-02 10:27:16

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Steven

2013-11-08 15:52:45

they created the great wall of china to keep chuck out, they failed miserably

derp

2013-07-28 07:13:36

the first name for shark vs octupus was shark vs chuck but they changed the name because the fight would end too quickly

derp

2013-07-28 07:11:15

chuck norris cant have a heart attack,because it will never have the strength

wow

2013-07-28 07:09:35

chuck norris threw a grenade and kill 50 people...then it exploded

wow

2013-07-28 07:08:20

death almost had a near chuck-norris experience

Robert Flores

2012-08-25 09:46:36

Chuck Norris once rode a bull into exhaustion. Lane Frost's bull from the movie 8 Seconds to be exact.

ckuck norris

2011-12-06 15:48:26

i will find you and kill you all by round house kicking you hhouse school and job

Jessy

2011-11-25 08:42:35

Knock Konck "Who's there?" Chuck Norries "Chuck Norries who?"And thats how my Unkle died!

Jessy

2011-11-25 08:38:56

Did you know Chuck Norries had a part in Starwars he waas the Force.

andy

2011-11-21 07:03:22

chuck noris dont play hide and seek, he plays hide and pray that i dont find you

andy

2011-11-21 07:02:14

ngfsdvcx

gboy

2011-10-18 17:47:41

chuck norries dont need to pay light he turns on the darkness

ur mom

2011-09-21 04:01:29

chuck norris once counted to infinity twice

izzy bu

2011-04-25 10:22:35

it is so fun and good to

Andrew

2011-04-20 15:15:14

The reason why karoty is made is because of Chuck Norris

Dave

2011-03-31 03:27:17

Chuck Norris is so tough, his new movie is called 127 seconds.

grant

2011-03-23 11:21:47

its funny

J~Dog

2011-03-19 23:17:05

The animals that are alive today, are the ones Chuck Norris allows to live!

Ndi4lyf

2011-03-17 05:36:02

hahaha lmao chuck is the man

aleah

2011-03-10 08:46:11

all of them are all most funny

Ben

2011-03-10 06:48:41

Ha Ha

SKYSCRAPER

2011-02-28 13:11:45

OMG! FUNNY I AM DOING A REPORT ON HIM

Chuck Norris

2011-02-22 19:20:48

therealdeal i will find you and rip your fucking balls off and make you eat them

christian

2011-02-18 18:09:29

lolz

lionel luthor

2011-01-28 04:22:18

clark lana is marrying lex now and she is concieving his illegitimate child so back the fuck off farmboy or i'll reveal your secret to the world. just be happy with "second best sullivan"

clark kent

2011-01-28 04:20:40

hey have any of you seen lana ive been looking for her everywhere

Gaylord Focker

2011-01-17 13:20:14

I had to look out for Chuck Norris once. It was a weird but awesome sensation!!!

Chuck Norris

2011-01-05 11:54:13

You all are gay!! I will find and kill you.

colton

2010-12-30 09:45:43

nice

Jhuh

2010-12-14 11:36:09

There once was a street named after Chuck Norris. They had to change it however, because nobody wanted to cross Chuck Norris.

kdhgalf-

2010-12-14 08:14:47

that was funny and crazy!!!

rohinton

2010-12-12 12:18:58

this joke is really funny

jacob

2010-11-22 07:06:40

that was funny

Chia!

2010-11-10 19:22:43

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

CR9

2010-10-02 13:51:10

Everyone answers to Chuck Norris but who does he answer to... Christiano Ronaldo.

hottie

2010-10-02 07:21:37

gay gay gay

Gunner Evenson

2010-08-02 11:00:17

this one doesn't even make sence

Demiyah

2010-07-27 12:38:19

this joke is by far the funniest chuck norris joke that i have read or heard of

emily

2010-07-11 14:12:31

that is the BEST

kieran is a fag

2010-06-24 15:47:51

whats the difference of kieran and a rock? the rock has common sense. F**k u kieran

Josh

2010-06-14 18:19:00

When Chuck Norris is having sex with a woman, and she is on top of him, she qualifies for the mile high club

Joe Murphy

2010-05-29 11:54:56

The Hokie Pokie is mistaken, Chuck Norris is what it's all about!!!

Joe Murphy

2010-05-29 08:57:48

I can't think of a Chuck Norris Joke because every time I think of Chuck Norris, I faint

Kieran

2010-05-20 16:02:26

Haha best one evrr heresthe best joke of all time wuts the difference of a mexican and a bench? A bench can support a family ROFL

seabass

2010-05-14 13:19:15

Chuck Norris can fart the lyrics to 'We Are the Champions'. In 18 languages.

Klacker l0l

2010-04-17 18:39:37

I find myself laughing at the ones that involve species of animals being created by him. LOLZ!

connor

2009-10-13 07:56:23

hahaha i actually laugh wheni read these...

vladimir

2009-10-09 22:10:52

your hecka funny

luis

2009-09-26 22:57:41

real funny man