Comments:
awesomness vin
2012-02-23 18:04:12
Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the world down
McElla
2011-11-06 18:39:26
they say liposuction makes u skinny but its not what u think... chuck norris comes in and burns the fat right off you just by staring at u there are no scars from the burns just the ones doctors give you so u dont ask questions when u wake up
wayne
2011-10-29 07:18:50
chuck norris is so stron he kills two stones with one bird
LOL
2011-09-01 17:17:08
if you swallow a quarter and chuck norris roundhouse kicks you, you will crap out 2 dimes and a nickel
clockwork
2011-06-05 04:42:00
In America Chuck Norris Kills you
In soviet russia chuck norris still kills you
Killa
2011-01-05 11:29:44
I agree with banana slug but j dog you seem gay
Rapp
2010-11-10 15:50:27
Chuck Norris scored 2 goals on a powerplay.
Xavier
2010-11-04 22:44:20
Chuck Norris was the "A-bomb" that destroyed Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Reagan scared the Soviets when he used Chuck to tear down the Berlin Wall.
tdog
2009-12-27 21:55:19
Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones wit 1 bird
SGT. Sprinkles
2009-11-13 13:22:27
what the ****? this joke couldnt be funny if Chuck himself round-house kicked it into being funny.
lucy
2009-03-10 14:49:27
agreed
-lucy
banana slug
2007-08-09 11:45:12
o.0 u two r perfect for eachother
-banana slug
j dog
2007-03-31 23:19:55
chuck norris will whip you ass if you look at him the wrong way. after wehipping up on you he will have sex with your wife dad brother and dog then roundhouse kick you too the face for even thinking about questioning his authority