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Chuck Norris Joke #583

Chuck Norris belives the hype.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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awesomness vin

2012-02-23 18:04:12

Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the world down

McElla

2011-11-06 18:39:26

they say liposuction makes u skinny but its not what u think... chuck norris comes in and burns the fat right off you just by staring at u there are no scars from the burns just the ones doctors give you so u dont ask questions when u wake up

wayne

2011-10-29 07:18:50

chuck norris is so stron he kills two stones with one bird

LOL

2011-09-01 17:17:08

if you swallow a quarter and chuck norris roundhouse kicks you, you will crap out 2 dimes and a nickel

clockwork

2011-06-05 04:42:00

In America Chuck Norris Kills you
In soviet russia chuck norris still kills you

Killa

2011-01-05 11:29:44

I agree with banana slug but j dog you seem gay

Rapp

2010-11-10 15:50:27

Chuck Norris scored 2 goals on a powerplay.

Xavier

2010-11-04 22:44:20

Chuck Norris was the "A-bomb" that destroyed Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Reagan scared the Soviets when he used Chuck to tear down the Berlin Wall.

tdog

2009-12-27 21:55:19

Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones wit 1 bird

SGT. Sprinkles

2009-11-13 13:22:27

what the ****? this joke couldnt be funny if Chuck himself round-house kicked it into being funny.

lucy

2009-03-10 14:49:27

agreed

-lucy

banana slug

2007-08-09 11:45:12

o.0 u two r perfect for eachother

-banana slug

j dog

2007-03-31 23:19:55

chuck norris will whip you ass if you look at him the wrong way. after wehipping up on you he will have sex with your wife dad brother and dog then roundhouse kick you too the face for even thinking about questioning his authority