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Chuck Norris Joke #582

Chuck Norris understands the ending of 2001: A Space Odyssey.

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Carlos

2013-03-07 19:47:29

Wana know who chuck Norris enemies are, check the extinct list

upchuck

2013-02-27 04:52:48

state the full facts man, he wrote 2001, and the music is a recording of the sound his pen made while we wrote the script.

matthew

2012-04-12 21:39:55

chuck norris doseint die he just closed his eye

matthew

2012-04-12 21:35:08

when the boogy man goes to sleep he cheeks for chuch norris

Allyn

2012-03-31 17:49:27

When Chuck Norris did a roundhouse kick that was the wind, When he did a Double Roundhouse kick that was tornado of a lifetime

kevin

2011-10-27 13:38:41

Chuck Norris could make the statue of liberty wet.

JFiajif

2011-08-01 17:23:28

Chuck Norris made a happy meal sad

Roger

2011-04-28 08:38:56

Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man! He gave baby Jesus the gift of BEARD, which he carried with him till he died!

Max

2011-02-02 01:04:17

death had a near chuck norris expierance

DoN FlartZ

2011-02-02 01:03:51

chuck norris dies 20years ago , death is to scared to tell him

CHUCK NEEDS ME

2011-02-02 01:02:41

chuck norris can strangle a man with a cordless phone!!!!!!!!

I LOVE CHUCK NORRIS

2011-02-02 01:02:02

chuck norris can slam a revolving door !

maxAchanceAkarley

2011-02-02 01:01:19

chuck norris recently had an idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage, we know this beverage as red bull !

maxachance

2011-02-02 01:00:23

chuck norris doesnt need GCSE's, GCSE's need chuck norris !

Chris

2010-12-29 23:03:02

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

girl

2010-11-29 12:55:35

bob shut up for real and yes i think he would

joe

2010-11-10 11:56:42

oh god a jesus freak

Bob

2010-10-04 17:47:45

Why would you think these stupid jokes are funny? Would Jesus approve of these?

Joe Murphy

2010-05-29 05:12:18

Chuck Norris once ate a member of the teamsters, that's why they can't find Jimmy Hoffa

Andrew

2010-05-11 10:40:41

Chuck Norris can make blind people see his feet, but only for a second because he roundhouse kicks them.

Mikey

2009-12-24 08:08:50

loool, funny stuff!

mason

2007-03-15 20:00:12

great shit

david

2007-03-05 16:40:59

Chuck norris speaks brail