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Chuck Norris Joke #581

Chuck Norris IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU.

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LOL

2014-01-29 17:35:18

LOL, imagine all the people who looked behind them after reading this...

dead

2013-03-25 12:59:15

he was I just never saw him

hi

2013-01-24 12:10:17

Right after i read this i heard a growling noise behind me and saw my dog (his name is Chuck Norris)

Kyle

2011-12-27 15:59:31

Don't turn around cause that will REALLY piss him off!

alex

2011-12-18 15:11:08

i checked im scared

hahaha

2011-11-01 19:51:36

lolz ...u

hahaha

2011-11-01 19:51:35

lolz ...u

...u

2011-10-30 08:02:29

Im looking.......

AHHHHHHHHH! HOLLY! SHIT!!!

theres no one there ha ha!

toxicrystal

2011-08-23 11:12:30

I didnt look behind me because this site is chucknorrisJOKES.net

pretty easy to figure out

Chuck Norris

2011-04-01 17:43:23

Yes, thanks for the warning.

Alexa Jade

2010-12-22 20:43:03

LOL I looked. I looked and I was sitting with my back to the wall. LOL

Lily Liechtenstein

2010-12-13 19:34:38

Crap... I turned around but just missed him. BTW

If you can see Chuck Norris,Chuck Norris can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris your five seconds away from death.

Lol

2010-11-03 14:57:22

I looked !

Mike Zelli

2010-10-19 15:44:40

lol, ok, even I looked

Alexi

2010-08-06 02:37:47

I read this with my back against the wall and i still looked behind me.

Del

2010-05-12 14:06:55

This completely explains paranormal activity... It all makes sence now!

bobo

2010-03-05 22:05:12

I HERE HEAVY BREATHING SO I CAN TELL CHUCK RAN HERE

hunter

2009-07-15 13:20:53

I wanna turn around but im scared hes there

runescape.com

2008-09-09 19:15:45

the sad thing is my 7year old bro looked behind him when he read this

Inspector Exacto

2008-03-05 20:44:43

This is pretty funny, but the sad thing is I actually looked behind me!

Ryan & Sharpy

2007-11-19 06:10:43

brilliant

ace dragonmaster

2007-05-18 19:12:14

and he just infused me with the power of the chuck

justyn hasten

2007-04-02 12:49:53

oh jesus christ NOOOOOOOO........x_x