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Chuck Norris Joke #58

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

lol

2012-11-15 19:14:56

there was a street named chuck norris, but they had to rename it because nobody crosses chuck norris and gets away with it!

Awesome

2012-03-26 14:15:51

Chuck Norris counted to infinity................
TWICE...:0

???

2011-11-08 09:45:34

it can only be one Chuck Norris

Justin

2011-07-26 05:32:39

When zombies bite the C
huck.. he does not turn into a zombie, they turn into Chuck Norris

smd

2011-05-19 15:06:25

if u have 5 dollars and chuck norris has 5 dollars, chuck norris is richer HAHAHAHAHHAAHA!!!!!!!!!

Jaimie Crippin

2011-03-11 06:35:46

I envy chuck norris...*lightning bolt strikes me dead*

36H

2011-02-24 07:38:56

quite good

Hoitovirhe

2011-02-12 09:33:49

Chuck Norris doesn't want women, Women want Chuck Norris.

chucker

2010-12-19 11:28:22

Chuck Norris doesn't pay taxes taxes pay Chuck Norris

Baltoholic

2010-10-27 14:13:39

Chuck Norris sends in a picture of himself eating breakfast, and the IRS takes that.

chuck

2010-09-08 06:09:24

MR M FEARS CHUCK NORRIS!!!

slice

2010-09-05 18:19:47

chuck norris banged the virgin mary

Lia

2010-08-20 13:50:13

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse.... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

cory

2009-12-15 10:39:11

love sum of them but sum like the door was fucking dumb

FRANK

2009-12-07 20:19:10

CHUCK NORRIS KNOWS VICTORIAS SECRET

KentiKa

2009-12-06 15:22:32

chuck norris sleeps with a night light, but hes not afriad of the dark, the darks afriad of him

asdaadad

2007-10-25 11:13:51

meh

lmao

2007-08-02 03:34:47

nice

Steuce Diamonds

2007-04-15 14:33:19

When Chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norrised.

Mike

2006-10-12 03:36:15

This one is funny :) Take that, IRS!