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Chuck Norris Joke #578

Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident...and still managed to walk it off.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

A Person

2011-09-04 16:35:23

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

curt

2011-07-27 00:33:08

Chuck norris isn't hung like a horse, horses are hung like chuck norris

davis

2011-03-26 12:42:32

chuck norris CAn believe its nor butter

Ivyeyes

2011-03-23 08:43:00

Jesus walks on water chuck norris walks on jesus

Sam

2010-01-12 12:36:39

Chuck norris doesnt Eat food just knows its the best place to be.

Sam

2010-01-12 12:25:48

Chuck norris doesnt do pushups he just pushes the world down.

Jesus walks on water chuck norris swims throuch land.

chris

2009-05-04 00:03:03

Chuck Norris' farts cause tornados.