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Chuck Norris Joke #577

You know he jumped off the Empire State Building this one time and he only sprained his ankle.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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adog

2012-01-12 10:03:40

chuck norris os not better than Adog.
You might be friends with Adog butAdog dose not know you.

:) :/ :( :O :D :P :p :l

2011-10-11 16:31:06

the name

Free style

2011-10-01 20:44:47

chuck norris once got into a fight with iron man the loser had to wear 1200 pound armor suit for protection

Free style

2011-10-01 20:43:17

chuck norrise jumped of the moon and only broke the world in half

j j

2011-07-17 07:32:54

chuck norris wears black to match his soul but only until he can find something darker.

KILLER

2011-06-07 21:44:25

Chuck Norris is the reason why waldo is hiding

KILLER

2011-06-07 21:42:44

Chuck Norris had a street named after him until they changed it because none can pass Chuck Norris and live

KILLER

2011-06-07 21:39:37

Some magicians can walk on water Chuck Norris can swim on land

KILLER

2011-06-07 21:38:04

Chuck Norris once got in a brawl with superman the loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside

Seth Mau

2010-07-09 13:43:18

If this one was set up better it would be funny.

Jake

2010-04-18 22:04:49

The us pulled out if Vietnam cuz chuck Norris got tired of killing gooks

Spartan 117

2009-09-11 15:11:13

Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop.

c kid

2009-08-01 15:47:24

who would win a fight between britney spears and christina aguilera?

chuck norris

SSG Chubbs

2009-02-28 17:35:15

Chuck Norris shot down a airplane by just pointing and saying bang

Boo

2007-11-09 13:39:53

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Justin Timberlake and sent the sexy right out of him.

Me

2007-09-24 14:45:54

It doesn't even have Chuck Norris's name in it!

And it sucks.