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Chuck Norris Joke #576

Chuck Norris' smile once brought a puppy back to life.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

Morgan Plummer

2012-03-02 19:42:11

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret

blank

2012-02-05 18:19:35

i agree...... and i don't get it

blank

2012-02-05 18:19:34

i agree...... and i don't get it

Jessica Danielle Parker

2011-09-17 09:56:33

That joke is sweet, cute, adorable, nice to envision, impossible...
It's just not funny.

your mother

2011-06-10 12:56:12

chuck norris once made a bet with superman. the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside

mike

2011-04-25 14:00:47

Chuck Norris' smile once brought a puppy back to life....then he roundhouse kicked the puppy in its balls.

Duh

2011-02-19 17:43:47

DUH the puppy was happy he was for the first time not round house kicked when in sight of chuck norris

lydia

2011-01-11 12:22:04

The next solar eclipse is only occuring in November 2012...because that's the way Chuck Norris wants it DAMNIT!

bubble

2010-01-20 11:21:17

well, jesus can walk on water, but chuck norris can swim through land.=]

Mark

2009-03-04 15:18:37

LMAO

ryan

2007-11-15 13:50:08

What behind Chuck Norris Beard? another fist

Domorato

2007-10-25 15:41:11

i bet he just roundhouse kicked it afterwards

chuck norris

2007-06-28 00:09:24

thats good!