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Chuck Norris Joke #575

If you were killed by Chuck Norris, your tombstone would read RIP, ripped into pieces.

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FiLTHY

2012-11-20 03:48:31

Chuck Norris Made "Time" SIT IN TIME OUT!...

Dangler

2012-01-21 18:11:36

If you think that when you get chuck norris mad he will destroy you organ by organ, evan if he has to make a sun explode just to find you and kill you he won't. he'll make you sit in time out and shun you untill you cry and move out of the country.

Awsome dangler

2012-01-21 18:05:48

Thats just sick :P

dawson

2011-10-09 15:33:42

chuck norris...........you get the point

Bradford William Ozuk

2011-09-29 08:06:36

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

ronan

2011-07-15 02:19:54

god and chucknorris had a fight then the big bang happened

?

2011-07-15 02:18:46

when god made chuck norris he gave him superhuman strength

TINALOO

2011-04-28 11:07:52

These jokes are cheesier than parmesian! And cornier than my fathers toes! And THATS pretty Corny

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2011-04-21 12:48:51

If you try to read MY name when i right it you cant read it all you see are ******** and i had to hire someone else to sighn my name
Chuck Norris

ryan

2011-02-03 16:32:40

Chuck Norris can stare at the sun and not go blind

kip

2011-02-01 09:18:33

chuck norris had a staring contest with a wall. and won...twice.

The real Chuck Norris

2011-01-07 16:42:27

Most check the closet for the boogie man. The boogie man checks his closet for chuck norris.

emh28

2010-12-03 17:34:15

Chuck Norris can change back time by looking at a clock and flexing.

CNRhK

2010-09-06 00:11:35

If Chuck Norris round house kicks you, the colour you see before you die is infra-chuck. That is what really kills you.

chuck noris

2010-06-14 21:43:38

HAHAHAHA all of these jokes are true about me. You guys are funny

mary

2010-06-14 21:41:46

hahahaha i love these jockes

Chuck

2010-05-31 21:11:28

Who invented jokes about me??

Kal-El13

2010-05-18 21:12:05

If you have a $5 bill and Chuck Norris has a $5 bill, Chuck Norris has more money.

chuck

2010-04-14 17:06:44

there's an all-star game east vs west chuck norris wins:)

Summer

2010-04-12 22:20:34

Chuck Norris is so boss, he hands you his business card and says, "I'll get back to you."

Summer

2010-04-12 22:19:25

Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity...Chuck Norris got it back.

Summer

2010-04-12 22:18:49

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris

2009-11-11 14:31:18

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name was "Charles."

Chuck simply stared into the mans eyes until he exploded.

Chuck Norris

2009-11-11 14:29:27

Rock,

Paper,

Scissors,

CHUCK NORRIS

I win.

Chuck Norris

2009-11-11 14:28:46

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

Chuck Norris

2009-10-25 13:13:07

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer

Chuck Norris

2009-10-25 13:10:43

Chuck Norris eat pizza with his clothes on

-butterz-

2008-10-03 19:49:53

even the boogy man checks his closet for chuck norris

butterz

2008-10-03 19:48:26

even the boogy man checks his closet or chuck norris

James

2008-02-08 14:32:00

kids light ants on fire with magnifying glasses, chuck norris lights kids on fire with ants

Chuck Norris

2007-10-16 10:01:58

what r u saying about me??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!

lukas

2007-06-18 13:01:58

two heads are better than one. unless your chuck norris all you need is one

Christen Taylor

2007-05-26 19:39:10

Chuck Norris doesn't have to mow his lawn. He just stares at it and dares it to grow.

Christen Taylor

2007-05-26 19:38:31

When Chuck Norris jumps into the water, he does not get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.