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Chuck Norris Joke #574

Chuck Norris performs colonoscopies on himself.

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Comments:

upchuck

2013-02-27 04:47:41

in the next Cars movie, they do a parady of the delorean being bit by the train, its on hold tell Chuck Norris aproves of his lines.

someone else

2013-01-03 19:10:04

nice one danish

Danish

2012-12-14 05:38:48

The joy of waking up is not Folgers in your cup, it's knowing Chuck Noris can kill you in your sleep.

Corey

2010-10-06 14:30:34

Some people put a gun under their pillow but Chuck Norris puts a pillow under his gun.

Yackity yack

2010-09-29 12:45:18

eeeeew not cool

dillon mohr

2010-05-18 18:37:20

chuck norris can sleep and kill 29 people in 10 seconds with onl one leg and one fist

Anna

2010-05-18 06:45:57

Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures Chuck Norris

C.N.#.1.

2007-08-21 13:03:18

There's nothing funny about a colonoscipy. Except, perhaps, Chuck Norris giving one to your mother.