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Chuck Norris Joke #572

On the Asian market, Chuck Norris' urine is worth $400 per fluid ounce.

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Megan young

2011-10-15 18:06:55

I luv mr chucky

Blank

2010-05-28 21:40:54

God can walk on water but Chuck norris can swim on land

Jake

2010-04-17 14:57:14

Jason... agreed

daniel

2009-12-03 16:47:24

jesus can walk on water but only chuck Norris can swim through land

Bingo McCoy

2009-10-31 19:25:30

Jason u suck ass

robert

2008-04-14 10:01:37

osama bin laden would turn himself in if he found out CHUCK NORRIS was president

Raboyto

2008-01-22 14:00:55

one time Chuck Norris kicked a mcdonalds so hard......it turned into a burger king

B-rad and T-Niggs

2007-03-22 14:18:44

OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOowieeee

jason

2007-03-02 05:29:30

this is not funny