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Chuck Norris Joke #568

Chuck Norris can strike a match on a bar of soap.

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Salem

2012-02-25 09:14:00

There is no theory of evolution,its just a list of animals Chuck Norris allowed to live.

trollolol

2011-12-22 01:30:55

When Chuck Norris buy stuff in supermarket, he doesn't need to take out the money, the money comes out of his wallet by itself.

Adam

2011-11-30 11:57:55

Chuck Norris doesn't wash dishes they wet themselves of fear.

Adam

2011-11-30 11:56:23

Chuck norris sucks

Dean Paul

2011-09-19 05:36:06

New joke I made."In the movie Terminator, what is Arnold's famous line? "I'll be back?" He comes back with Chuck Norris!

samoo

2011-05-23 13:22:21

chuck norris doesn't watch porn porn watches chuck norris

C.N.lover

2010-12-28 10:30:05

Somebody once typed ~CHUCK NORRIS SUCKS~on google;the polese found the boy with a boot shaped hole in the back of his face.
only one person can kick you in the back of the face,Chuck Norris!

nilloc

2010-12-27 16:25:46

Nice joke but here's one. Chuck norris isn't unprepared for winter, winter is unprepared for chuck norris

kurdii

2010-12-23 13:56:29

the reason why the sun is so hot because it wants chuck norrises attention!

dragon

2010-11-03 14:35:36

chuck norris is the only person who can run around the world and punch himself in the back of his head. atlantis sank because chuck norris gt mad at the mermaids.

REAPER

2010-10-01 11:17:52

Chuck Norris turns blood into beer so he does not leave evidence

Mark

2009-03-04 15:01:08

He can light a match on anything....

L.E.

2008-10-03 13:44:20

i can do that to it just wont light up

Ash100805

2008-04-12 15:38:26

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

new orleans

2007-11-11 11:28:28

Chcuk Norris doesn't read the newspaper,he creates all news to be written, everywhere.

RICHARD

2007-04-04 16:02:33

Robert Jong can do the same thing. under water