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Chuck Norris Joke #566

Chuck Norris can MAKE water run uphill.

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Comments:

connor

2012-05-04 09:25:32

my mom breathes semen

connor

2011-09-08 05:32:33

dragons breath fire chuck norris brethes dragons

ChuckNorrisJr.

2011-07-30 20:47:58

Chuck Norris does not survive in the wilderness, the wilderness survives chuck Norris.

Bouncer

2011-06-21 03:43:37

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

James

2010-12-11 01:15:11

Bear Grill sucks he does his shoot and then finds a motal to stay in.

James

2010-12-11 01:13:16

Never defie Chuck Norris or he will punch in the air and kill you.

Cameron

2010-12-11 01:11:47

Chuck Norris doesn't have a lawnmower, he just dears the grass to grow.

James

2010-12-11 01:08:58

Chuck Norris can't die from old age cause it doesn't have the balls to kill him.

smegal

2010-12-01 15:14:57

chuck norris once drowned someone on land

zach

2010-10-29 09:03:11

chuck norris went walking with wolverine one day and wolverine accidently cut off one of his balls we now know this as saturn

dan

2010-06-14 21:15:34

Jesus wears a chuck norris penant around his neck

Klacker lOl

2010-05-26 18:25:40

both of those comments suck. chuck norris is old now, bear grills (man vs wild) is what goes on now

cesar

2009-11-24 17:18:45

Chuck norris is manster chief in halo

Ashton Miller

2008-07-02 18:12:22

Chuck Norris heats his pies up in his freezer.