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Chuck Norris Joke #565

Chuck Norris does not dance. He roundhouse kicks to the beat.

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2014-06-22 23:15:59

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2014-06-22 23:15:58

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NanoBite

2014-06-20 07:47:40

Chuck Norris can cut a knife with hot butter.

NanoBite

2014-06-20 07:46:46

Sorry typo

NanoBite

2014-06-20 07:45:35

Chuck Norris can cut butter with a hot knife.

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2014-05-16 15:54:13

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Nathan

2013-10-06 06:10:09

We should build a giant statue of Chuck Norris on the moon to scare off alien invasions.

j dog

2012-03-07 15:03:27

lol

dom

2011-12-23 15:26:34

Chuck Norris knows Victorias Secret

bjkgbhy

2010-12-17 13:28:00

the universe was created because it didn't want to be on the same planet as chuck Norris.

raquel

2010-12-17 12:40:59

haha.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

mike

2010-10-31 10:30:59

that's because he sleeps on the street and still has wet dreams like you do!

C N W00P!

2010-03-10 12:08:18

chuck norris uses a sleeping bag as a condom

Benjamin

2009-11-10 20:44:16

if chuck norris were to die. his last words to the world would be,"when i die you will feel a pain in your face meaning my spirit has just roundhouse kicked you."

Benjammin

2009-11-10 20:39:27

chuck norris was bitten by a cobra. 2 days later after much pain and suffering the cobra finally died.

Anonymous

2007-12-18 21:33:41

I could see that being true.

todd

2007-11-20 03:01:05

Sounds like a funny dance :)