Chuck Norris Joke #564
As seen in Sidekicks, Chuck Norris can climb a rope with one hand, and one hand only.
Comments:
Messmerd
2012-06-25 09:05:26
When Chuck Norris creates a login, it tells him "password not strong enough", he types in his name and it tells him "password too strong."
chicken
2011-12-03 10:47:20
jusus can walk an water but chuck norris can swim through land
Jake
2011-08-17 07:28:01
Chuck cures cancer with his tears but to bad he never cried
Fluffy
2011-03-03 16:51:40
OMFG! THIS SITE STATES STUFF THAT I CAN DO TOO! >:(
Jaydude
2011-03-01 06:19:24
Chuck Norris was an only child... Eventually and, Chuck Norris kicked a horses chin and today it relatives are known as giraffes
alan
2011-02-13 13:50:20
chuck norris got bit by a poisonous snake and after 3 days of excruciating pain the snake finally died
ashley
2010-08-20 06:13:52
lol wow chuck norris is dido cool!
dog
2010-01-26 11:27:40
chuck norris can watch 60 minutes in 20 seconds