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Chuck Norris Joke #562

Einstein's original Theory of Relativity was; if Chuck Norris kicks you, your relatives will feel it.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

Brandon

2018-07-08 19:20:20

Why doesn’t Chuck Norris have to flush the toilet? He scares the shit out of it!

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2016-02-24 20:56:18

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2016-02-24 20:56:17

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2016-02-24 20:56:16

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2015-06-09 09:56:39

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2011-10-30 07:34:16

this is not funny:(

Mr. LeChifre

2010-05-17 20:15:43

Chuck Norris once saved the president from choking by roundhouse kicking him in the throat... he had no idea the president was choking

Garrett Young

2008-05-08 12:10:24

Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a royal flush

Albert Einstein

2008-03-19 17:05:58

No, I said that EVERYONE would feel it. That's my theory of Chuck Norris.