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Chuck Norris Joke #560

Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.

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Boomby3

2013-12-31 20:38:08

So do I

tay n fay

2013-11-02 20:11:14

people going around say eat shit, shit goes around saying eat chuck norris

Godlovesyou

2013-02-27 04:04:44

Chuck Norris was the worlds first known hydrophobic supstance, tell chuck taught the water to just lay back and accept it.

Someotherdude

2012-12-29 16:05:03

Chuck Norris abducts aliens.

A pile of butts

2012-05-01 17:30:12

Chuck Norris is only wrong when he thinks he has made a mistake.

Pancho

2012-04-06 18:28:06

When chuck Norris does push ups he doesn't push up he pushes the earth down.

BOSS

2012-02-03 20:12:31

chuck norris won a world series poker game with pokemon cards

donutsexyness

2012-02-03 20:11:50

chuck norris mite b sexy but i am sexier

laef

2012-01-27 10:56:20

trees climb chuck norris

doctor

2012-01-27 10:54:33

chuck norris gives cigarettes cancer

damn

2011-12-05 22:31:58

chuck norris's pee is the holy water

some dude

2011-11-28 18:48:41

eeeehhhhhhhhhh...........ok...
50%/50%

ethan keur

2011-11-24 15:26:00

this one is so lame

Silence!

2011-11-15 15:48:26

I keel you

Achmed

2011-11-15 15:47:32

Silence!

chuckimus

2011-11-12 09:15:03

When Alexander Gram Bell invented the telephone he 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris

mdog

2011-10-26 19:05:15

andrew why would chuck norris kick u in face

mdog

2011-10-26 05:38:54

lol

stef

2011-10-08 00:19:22

chuck norris eats grenades for protein

John8212

2011-07-14 15:28:23

Hello World

Donoughtboy99

2011-04-29 23:38:44

Chuck Norris doesn't hold a gun, the gun levitates and fires itself

nick

2011-04-20 16:06:16

good one

Hi

2011-03-31 08:11:05

chuck norris invented the guitar by spitting on a ukalayle. chuck norris invented the camel by drop kicking a horse

anrew

2011-03-23 11:23:02

chunk noris says hes going to kick me in the face

eldwin van Der Marver

2011-03-17 23:44:16

I am a nuut I think because I am a first aider captain and have all my levels I cn boss around grade 9 year old childern learning first aid I think I need a ROUND HOUSE KIK TO the cranium

saddam hussain

2011-03-03 05:16:43

hi saddam hussain here just hangin out in heaven shame the cnn reporters didnt get the birds eye veiw of 9/11

sherleb

2011-03-03 01:40:20

brandon u funny

liam mcdoooodle

2011-03-02 06:23:59

YOU ALL SUCK BALLS

steve

2011-03-02 03:31:56

chuck i'd takew ya!!!!!

steve

2011-03-02 03:30:39

conway isn't

steve

2011-03-02 03:30:20

steve is cool

steve

2011-03-02 03:29:40

epic

michihi

2011-02-28 05:14:59

Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chuck Norris

2011-02-24 15:00:12

Chuck Norris' farts are so bad they have the equivalent power of 2 million 200 mega ton bombs.

Zion

2011-02-20 11:56:04

Hiccups are always cured when you hear Chuck norris will stare at you from Mars.

Ladybug

2011-02-12 18:44:22

Chuck Norris is so tough he was the only person on his football team and won the super bowl and all the mvp categories

Angel

2011-02-12 16:49:51

Angel can only say chuck norris

rocky

2011-02-10 16:45:05

wow do u really like chuck norris jokes ha ha ha ha ha they arent funny

T

2011-01-03 14:31:34

Molly Norris is Chuck's fatwa hating little sister

bOBOB

2010-12-17 14:37:23

Chuck Norris can smell the color nine

brandon

2010-12-16 11:03:09

sorry its really:chuck norris dosent sneeze thats just mucus being scared out of his body

brandon

2010-12-16 11:01:30

i have another joke:chuck norris dosent sneeze thats just simply being scared out of his body

Random

2010-11-19 00:32:09

lil kids check under their beds for the boogey man but the boogey man checks under his bed for chuck norris.

UNKNOW

2010-11-10 17:24:22

pee my self so funny dud you are the best chuck

KandyCane

2010-11-09 20:14:29

chuck norris shot a plane down by making his hand in to a gun a yelling bang

guardian wolf

2010-10-29 11:05:48

this joke splits my sides

rose

2010-10-22 09:18:28

ha kinda funny lol

Pual

2010-06-17 17:12:13

Chuck Norris doesn't were a watch he decids the time.

shannon

2010-06-17 06:52:20

omfg that is actually funny as fuck i cant stop, laughin

potato

2010-05-25 11:18:18

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

seabass

2010-05-17 07:56:04

The phrase 'fear the mullet' was coined when Chuck Norris grew one.

seabass

2010-05-17 07:55:22

Chuck Norris bumper stickers make cars bullet proof.

Jordan:)

2010-01-11 06:03:05

Lmaolmaolmaolmaolmaolmao :L

Chris

2009-12-25 08:10:07

This is scientifically accurate, not just opinion..

ryley

2009-12-16 16:30:23

luv ya

Lambgod

2009-12-03 19:52:24

Wasn't a bad joke but ive seen better

Cloontang

2008-01-16 03:04:38

i love the jokes

wtf

2007-11-05 19:59:02

wtf