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Chuck Norris Joke #559

Chuck Norris has never had a surprise birthday party. He can NEVER be surprised. EVER.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

CHUCK NORRIS!!!YEP THATS ME!!!

2012-08-12 10:05:18

RIGHT BACK AT YOU gxgjrsd!!!! NOTICE HOW I DIDNT CAPITALIZE YOUR NAME?!?! THAT CUS YOUR NOT IMPORTANT!!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GrimMassacre

2011-11-29 12:20:29

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him.

GrimMassacre

2011-11-29 12:17:28

Jessica Danielle Parker = that jokes not funny.

gxgjrsd

2011-11-09 11:23:29

fuck you

Jessica Danielle Parker

2011-09-25 03:10:11

Takumi Hatake: NF (that means, not funny) Pecha the GlowDog, nice effort, but still not funny. Klacker lOl--I know you! You've commented a lot...of useless, not-humorous garbage.

Takumi Hatake

2010-10-12 18:30:19

Chuck Norris Does'nt Watch Porn, Porn Watches HIM.

Pecha The GlowDog

2010-05-10 17:45:56

Chuck Norris' best friends are Pain and Suffering.
What nice names for his legs.

Klacker lOl

2010-04-18 11:34:32

The last thing going throught the minds of chuck norris's victims was his men's size 12 adidas.

Klacker lOl

2010-04-18 11:33:41

Surprisingly, the main exports of chuck norris are pain(Most of the time, done on purpose) and surprise(always done on purpose)