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Chuck Norris Joke #557

Chuck Norris' paradise is war.

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diana 11

2013-02-28 15:35:35

when chuck norris does a push up hes not pushing him self up hes pushing the world down

jr

2011-11-24 22:34:26

Chuck Norris doesn't get blind by the sun, the sun gets blind from Chuck norris.

charis4982

2011-11-12 13:05:18

chuck norris dose not haft to flush the toilet he just scares the crap out of it.:)

charis 4982

2011-11-12 13:02:05

in the beginning god didnt realy say let there be light chuck norris just did a round house kick on a giant light switch.:)

booshma

2011-10-06 10:57:34

after chuck norris left the virgin islands, they were just the islands

justin bieber

2011-03-16 15:24:25

chuck norris does not need twitter hes already following you

Zee

2011-03-10 07:04:31

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road.
ARE YOU CRAZY???? YOU DON'T QUESTION CHUCK NORRIS!!!!

Lewis n DazZ

2011-01-04 22:05:40

Chuck Norris is Santa.

Zach

2010-06-17 08:02:42

When Bruce Banner gets mad he turns into the Hulk, when the Hulk gets mad he turns into Chuck Norris

Klacker lOl

2010-06-01 18:49:57

chuck norris can play solitair with two people

boo

2010-06-01 18:29:30

dont be mad that chuck norris just round house kicked all your jokes strictly because he is CHUCK NORRIS

harshness apon you!

2010-01-11 18:11:53

STUPIDO

yo

2009-04-27 13:25:56

here is one its really laaame:when day turns to night chuck norris stares into the sky and the moon breaks

HEY!

2009-04-27 13:23:39

jackie fan is a frieken martial arts dung beetal!
he sux

lucy

2009-03-10 14:48:07

god
who wants to marry chuck norris?
jacki chan is better

su ckon dik

2007-09-27 19:46:56

sorry chuck but your mum likes me better than your dad :D

benji puou

2007-09-27 19:45:46

i want to marry you chuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ney ner

2007-03-27 11:52:43

they are funny as hell