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Chuck Norris Joke #555

Chuck Norris CAN lick his elbow.

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Rob

2012-12-05 10:58:14

Chuck Norris is the only man who can kick you in the back of the face.

kareem-tiwnow

2012-05-13 18:09:33

when chuck norris did a dolphin dive he caused a tsunami

Shadowstrike

2012-05-08 18:40:04

Excalibur used to be Chuck Norris' letter opener

Conlan

2011-10-17 14:20:45

Chuck Norris is the reason buzz lightyear went to infinity and beyond.

Shavonqueqwee

2011-04-28 11:05:14

Nu-UH!! I kno 22 Peopow Wh ocan lick they eylbows! Chuck Norris aiunt the Only Fool! Fools!!

AWESOME.

2011-02-22 11:44:21

Chuck Norris' only fear is himself.

Chucks sis

2011-01-24 08:16:01

Mi frend can

Klacker LoL

2011-01-16 09:18:34

i saw a chick on tv and she did it. it's not impossible, just takes years of painful stretching...

dwight

2011-01-10 10:23:34

so can i

Adam

2010-12-12 01:46:10

The only person more Chuck Norris than Chuck Norris, is in fact, Chuck Norris.

xbox kid

2010-12-11 18:50:01

chuck norris and usain bolt had a 100m race bolt finished in 7.62 seconds chuck norris said what took you so long

ps2player41

2010-11-08 17:34:51

Chuck Norris can pass any test by simply writing his name anywhere on the page

alex whitfield

2010-10-14 09:37:31

Death whent to chuck to kill him he killed death

beast boy

2010-05-06 12:48:34

the bermuda triangle use to be the bermuda square until chuck norris kicked a corner off.

Jack Bauer

2010-05-04 22:57:58

Chuck Norris doesn't work for anybody, he allows them to give him money for letting them live.

vince

2010-05-04 20:57:22

when luke skywalker blew up the death star, he didnt believe in the force, he belived in chuck norris

chris

2010-05-04 20:50:23

he said " chuck norris" i said "thats what she said"

gabe

2010-04-22 19:14:32

when life hands chuck norris lemons chuck norris makes orange juice

Juels

2010-04-22 19:03:01

GPS ask Chuck Norris where to go!!

Juels

2010-04-22 18:44:43

Chuck Norris Doesn't turn 70, 70 turns Chuck Norris! Happy Birthday Chuck Norris

monkey boy

2010-04-10 18:44:30

Chuck noriss was bit by a king cobra. After 3 days of excrutiating pain... the sanke died.

Fluffy

2010-03-15 03:14:11

In The Common Room There Is About 2647 Items Chuck Norris Can Kill You With Including The Room Itself.

fred

2010-03-02 10:10:45

chuck norris died 5 years ago but the grim reaper is afraid to tell him

xdrangedplya

2008-04-05 23:20:24

Chuck Norris is not afraid of the dark..the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

Burnt Toast

2008-04-05 17:33:20

chuck norris HAS counted to infinity. Twice

moe

2008-03-31 11:49:58

chuck norris is whats eating gilbert grape

farmersdaughter1928

2008-03-05 16:01:08

actually, I can lick my own elbow. im not kidding!!

superblonde

2007-11-16 19:55:58

Chuck Norris can count to infinity. Twice

marklowry

2007-05-03 04:16:48

chuck norris cretaed the giraffe by uppercutting a horse