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Chuck Norris Joke #554

Some people get lucky and kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris once killed four birds with half a stone. What's that? You say there's no such thing as half a stone? The four dead birds didn't think so either.

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2012-12-03 12:04:50

chuck norris threw a gernade,killed 50 people, then exploded

bino

2011-04-03 06:07:27

When Chuck Norris smokes, the cigarette gets cancer

urface

2011-03-01 15:48:22

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are now known as giraffes.

urface

2011-03-01 15:48:04

Chuck Norris and Superman once had a fight and agreed that the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his clothes.

urface

2011-03-01 15:47:09

death once had a near Chuck Norris experience

urface

2011-03-01 15:46:38

steroids once tested positive for Chuck Norris

urface

2011-03-01 15:44:39

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird you idiots!

wizzie wose

2010-09-20 20:14:45

chuck norris's tears cure cancer too bad he doent cry

Geoffrey

2010-06-17 18:10:43

God may be able to walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land.

Blooobs?

2008-02-06 21:41:29

Actually Chuck norris is a fruit native to the chuck norris highlands. Just a little fact for you there...

asdada

2007-10-25 11:43:50

marc, u seriously better be joking...

but i have a feeling u are

marc weiner

2007-10-04 05:28:57

whos chuck norris??? is it a type of fruit????????