Chuck Norris Joke #554
Some people get lucky and kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris once killed four birds with half a stone. What's that? You say there's no such thing as half a stone? The four dead birds didn't think so either.
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haha
2012-12-03 12:04:50
chuck norris threw a gernade,killed 50 people, then exploded
bino
2011-04-03 06:07:27
When Chuck Norris smokes, the cigarette gets cancer
urface
2011-03-01 15:48:22
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are now known as giraffes.
urface
2011-03-01 15:48:04
Chuck Norris and Superman once had a fight and agreed that the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his clothes.
urface
2011-03-01 15:47:09
death once had a near Chuck Norris experience
urface
2011-03-01 15:46:38
steroids once tested positive for Chuck Norris
urface
2011-03-01 15:44:39
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird you idiots!
wizzie wose
2010-09-20 20:14:45
chuck norris's tears cure cancer too bad he doent cry
Geoffrey
2010-06-17 18:10:43
God may be able to walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land.
Blooobs?
2008-02-06 21:41:29
Actually Chuck norris is a fruit native to the chuck norris highlands. Just a little fact for you there...
asdada
2007-10-25 11:43:50
marc, u seriously better be joking...
but i have a feeling u are
marc weiner
2007-10-04 05:28:57
whos chuck norris??? is it a type of fruit????????