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Chuck Norris Joke #551

Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

joees

2012-10-10 14:10:45

chuck noriss cuts warm knife with butter.

...u

2011-10-29 13:16:50

thats y its dark out!, u bastered!

GMAC

2011-10-19 16:12:56

Jesus preached the word of God. God preached the word of Chuck.

chandler

2011-05-11 21:19:21

some kid's pee in the snow, Chuck Norris pee's in the cement.

Bustin Jieber

2010-12-07 08:30:03

Why doesnt Chuck Norris have a twitter? Because he's already following you :D

Corey

2010-08-24 23:43:43

Chuck Norris died. His heart skipped a beat so he kicked the shit out of it.

Klacker lOl

2010-04-17 19:23:24

A previous joke i had written:
A list of extinct animals was found on chuck norris's dresser. The name of the list was LAST WEEKS TO-DO LIST

Nathan

2010-03-12 18:24:53

Time never gets away from Chuck Norris, no one ever escapes Chuck Norris.

Nathan

2010-03-12 18:22:15

Chuck Norris doesn't fear cancer, cancer fears Chuck Norris.

randy austria

2010-02-26 20:35:54

I heard Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesnt push his self up he`s pushing the ground down(lol)

kitty

2009-09-01 03:39:55

awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bill

2007-08-21 22:01:20

legend!!!!!!!!!!!!