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Chuck Norris Joke #550

Chuck Norris does not have chest hair, he has millions of highly venomous nematocysts. You have virtually no chance of surviving the venomous sting, unless treated immediately. The pain is so excruciating and overwhelming that you would most likely go into shock and collapse a split second before getting hit in the face with a roundhouse kick.

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Chuck Norris

2013-04-17 10:09:21

I am going to delete the internet and roundhouse kick you in the face if you don't delete this site!

Fart faggot Id10t

2013-04-17 10:06:56

Rapey Rapey Kid Rapeist

Abdullah

2012-02-29 08:19:30

When graham bell invented the phone, he already had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris..

passport covers

2011-12-23 15:56:45

when you seek enlightenment chuck norris is the light

russian soldier

2011-09-26 22:08:36

rambo wasnt killed by an accident chuck norris round house kicked his face off

Klacker lOl

2010-05-26 18:19:34

if ya shortened the joke to where second graders could understand its much funnier. although i dont think they would be on this website

Klacker lOl

2010-04-17 19:00:53

Never make a joke that involves chuck norris's poisin chest hairs with , watch your guy's back whoever comments... He's watching you

Ramera

2009-10-31 12:56:38

Chuck Norris dosen't shoot first and ask questions later. He already knows the answer.

andrew

2009-10-10 03:28:44

Jesus can walk on water,
But Chuck Norris can swim through land. :P

MJ

2008-12-19 11:18:14

Everytime you make fun of Chuck Norris...he kills a kitten

Billy

2008-04-17 12:05:10

rambo that funny when im drunk but the main joke was way to long and not worth it

rambo

2007-05-24 10:33:43

jesus walks on water. chuck norris walks on jesus