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Chuck Norris Joke #55

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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2014-09-20 05:10:49

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2014-07-02 11:39:10

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The Ultimate Joker

2013-11-25 14:59:43

Chuck made onions cry

bob

2013-06-01 14:38:34

i hate chuck norris so bad he is so bad it made me cry soooo hard i laghted sooo hard tooooo

zman

2013-06-01 14:36:23

welll haters gotta hate lol

bob

2013-06-01 14:35:13

stoooooooooooop

zman

2013-06-01 14:34:17

i puked because this aret funny

anna

2012-10-07 17:34:38

how many situps can chuck norris do?
all of them.

funny as hellocopter!!!

2012-02-05 18:02:43

i peed lol lol lol hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

cmac

2011-12-13 16:53:54

Jesus may walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land

freddy kruger rules

2011-03-26 18:52:40

chuck norris sleeps with a nightlight its not because hes afraid of the dark...its because the dark is afraid of him.

freddy kruger rules

2011-03-26 18:46:55

every tme chuck norris banged some one he kept on saying road house.........she was thinking if it was suposed to feel good or not:)

Jessica

2011-02-14 15:38:52

When Chuck Norris looked in a mirror there was no reflection becausere there could only be one Chuck Norris

austin gray

2011-01-14 08:52:34

did you know nazi germany surrenderd tothe USA on may 7th 1945.Chuck norris was born on may 6th 1945. cioncidence, i think not

qwertyuiop

2010-07-21 00:12:18

chuck norris made the earth spin on an axis

qwertyuiop

2010-07-21 00:11:21

Chuck Norris doesn't fly, he just roundhouses the earth

Banana Slug

2007-10-25 19:47:34

thank god i put

-banana slug

at the end of my last comment

-banana slug

ripper

2007-08-22 03:59:55

nice one idiot

banana slug

2007-08-09 12:05:47

forgot to put

-banana slug

at the end of last comment

-banana slug

banana slug

2007-08-09 12:05:15

wow that's a good one

David

2007-04-05 13:39:36

Chuck Norris once ate a 100-ounce steak in an hour. He spent the first 45 minutes doing the waitress.