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Chuck Norris Joke #543

When Chuck Norris sneeze, he don't say "Atchoo" he says "DIE EVERYONE!!!". That's what happens next.

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lopa

2013-01-21 19:47:21

Chuck norris's first job was a paperboy....... there were no survivors

Ron Jeremy

2012-04-30 09:13:17

my penis is harder

Efkjgfik

2012-02-18 13:44:01

Chuck Norris is so hard there is no chin under his beard there is only another fist.

landon

2011-11-06 08:51:33

chuck norris doesent flus the toilet. He scares the shit right out of it

nathan123456

2011-10-21 06:42:20

Chuck norris's fists make the speed of light wish that it was faster

nathan123456

2011-10-21 06:41:13

chuck norris has a black belt on the beard that he growns on his dick

nathan123456

2011-10-21 06:40:17

chuck norris dosent swim water just wants to be around him

Devon

2010-10-29 09:23:13

Chuck Norris can solve the burmuda triangle problem with the pythagorean theorem.

dominique

2010-01-06 08:38:52

chuck norris once kicked a baby elephant into pubrity

joe mama

2008-03-28 11:25:20

chuck norris can unscramble an egg.

bitchplease

2008-01-22 14:21:56

chuck norris doesnt actually sneeze, for the mucus is to afraid of him

banana slug

2007-10-25 11:29:00

yes it did

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banana slug

2007-08-09 12:31:35

yes it did

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2007-08-02 03:32:53

that one SUCKED!!