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Chuck Norris Joke #542

Some people say that Chuck Norris is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

wizzz

2012-10-25 05:58:49

If Chuck Norris was a Girl He wouldn't Have a Period. he would Have a exclamation point

ikillyou

2012-08-17 14:53:46

Chuck Norris can throw things with the muscles in his butt hair!

chad

2012-08-04 13:48:31

chuck norris once upercuttted a horse its decendents are now known as garrafe

Austen

2012-08-04 12:03:53

Chuck Norris has 200 nukes in his hands

Austen

2012-08-04 11:58:51

CuCk norees can kil you with his mind

jason

2011-12-26 11:39:59

how many moons does the earth have? 2, the one that revolves around the earth and the one that revolves around chuck norris.

oes94

2011-03-12 19:38:16

Gay people are lucky.
Chuck Norris hasn't got to them yet

bbbbay

2010-10-23 13:06:41

AWESOME JOKE LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kixmaster

2010-10-16 11:20:05

In Greek Mythology, Man worshiped the Gods...and the Gods warship Chuck Norris.

dick

2010-08-25 01:50:59

jesus can walk on water but chuck noris can swim on land

Klacker lOl

2010-04-17 19:07:00

wow that was pretty damn nerday coolpato

CoolPato

2009-12-12 14:24:35

Chuck Norris send Kane To Hell

laugher

2009-11-11 10:08:41

this is HILAREIS :-D

asdada

2007-10-25 11:21:59

chuck norris isn't a myth; he's a legend