Chuck Norris Joke #542
Some people say that Chuck Norris is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead.
Comments:
wizzz
2012-10-25 05:58:49
If Chuck Norris was a Girl He wouldn't Have a Period. he would Have a exclamation point
ikillyou
2012-08-17 14:53:46
Chuck Norris can throw things with the muscles in his butt hair!
chad
2012-08-04 13:48:31
chuck norris once upercuttted a horse its decendents are now known as garrafe
Austen
2012-08-04 12:03:53
Chuck Norris has 200 nukes in his hands
Austen
2012-08-04 11:58:51
CuCk norees can kil you with his mind
jason
2011-12-26 11:39:59
how many moons does the earth have? 2, the one that revolves around the earth and the one that revolves around chuck norris.
oes94
2011-03-12 19:38:16
Gay people are lucky.
Chuck Norris hasn't got to them yet
bbbbay
2010-10-23 13:06:41
AWESOME JOKE LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kixmaster
2010-10-16 11:20:05
In Greek Mythology, Man worshiped the Gods...and the Gods warship Chuck Norris.
dick
2010-08-25 01:50:59
jesus can walk on water but chuck noris can swim on land
Klacker lOl
2010-04-17 19:07:00
wow that was pretty damn nerday coolpato
CoolPato
2009-12-12 14:24:35
Chuck Norris send Kane To Hell
laugher
2009-11-11 10:08:41
this is HILAREIS :-D
asdada
2007-10-25 11:21:59
chuck norris isn't a myth; he's a legend