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Chuck Norris Joke #540

Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 minutes in 22 seconds.

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Comments:

mrdoritos

2014-01-22 07:32:41

chuck norris can unscamble an egg

w

2013-04-10 18:19:51

W

Dalton

2011-12-01 15:13:54

Chuck norris does not sleep he waits

ronnybee

2011-05-02 21:35:48

Osama Bin Laden actually died from diarrhea-upon hearing that chuck norris stepped off a plane in packistan

(Unknown)

2011-01-28 18:29:03

Chuck Norris doesnt believe in God, God believes in Chuck Norris

kyle

2010-10-13 22:02:50

wat happens when Eminem and Chuck Norris meet?

eminem says:im not afraid
chuck norris says: i love they way u lie

brendan

2010-06-08 14:08:15

god can walk on water but chuck norris can swin through land

Snoopdog47

2010-03-16 11:43:11

Why have you seen his dick before.

jim

2009-11-20 07:27:49

chuck norris has such a large penis when he gets an erriction everyone dies

Dantie Neit

2009-11-07 19:24:51

Here's one for you all:

CHUCK NORRIS!!!

Cass

2008-12-03 03:13:34

When chuck norris gives you the finger he's actually telling you how many seconds you have to live

shauno

2007-11-29 19:11:01

Chuck Norris doesnt sleep, he waits.

Zain Homaeer

2007-07-19 06:07:26

Haha!