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Chuck Norris Joke #539

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with barbed wire.

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Comments:

gamer007734

2014-01-16 13:11:35

I brush mine with razor wire

Arie

2012-06-03 15:50:41

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear rug in his home...it's not dead...it's just to scared to move!

matthew

2012-05-07 09:35:21

will is my neighbor he has a huge penis ( aka my toothbrush)

matthew

2012-04-12 21:44:25

i brush my teeth with power of will

john

2011-05-29 18:09:15

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with C4.

bob

2011-02-21 12:59:40

u know how chuck norris is invencible. well chuck norris showed up at my house took one good look at how big i was and pised himself to death

aef is gay

2010-10-31 10:10:39

aef sucked his own friend's balls, then chuck norris bit them off!!!

Lucas

2010-09-29 19:14:57

chuck norris' tears can cure cancer... to bad he dont cry

blank

2009-11-16 03:37:02

its funny as is

S3rvant

2009-11-12 13:15:31

Change to "flosses" and we have a winner

aef

2007-05-11 06:59:26

that sucked my friends balls