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Chuck Norris Joke #538

The helicopter was invented after Chuck Norris was observed doing 8 roundhouse kicks a second.

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Matthew

2013-05-30 14:39:14

Once, there was an old man who was blind. One day he stepped on Chuck Norris'e foot. "Hey," he said. "don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere sound of his name gave the man his sight, but he had it long enough just to see Chuck Norris round-house kick him.

Tyler

2012-08-26 12:38:10

Chuck. Norris eats Snack,Crackle And Pop before he sees his next victim

Robert Flores

2012-08-25 11:08:06

The helicopter was invented when, Chuck Norris did the helicopter move, upon getting out of the shower.

Hamburger Man

2011-10-23 19:50:28

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it.

Hamburger Man

2011-10-23 19:48:33

There once was a street named after Chuck Norris, but the name was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Hamburger Man

2011-10-23 19:44:44

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

FAT 'N' HUNGRY

2011-05-23 15:24:25

chuk norris sleeps with a night light not becuse he afraid of the dark butt becuase the darks afraid of him

chuk norris broke the land speed record on a bike with no chain

brett

2011-05-23 15:21:44

little kids cheak there closet for the bogy man butt the bogy man cheks his closet for chuk noriss

thatoneguy

2011-03-16 17:50:50

chuck norris got banned from the justice leage for being too badass

reina

2011-01-23 10:10:19

I love Chuck!!

Tara

2010-09-07 16:40:37

Bruce Lee can walk on water. So? Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Chuck Norris doesnt sneeze at the sun. The sun sneezes at Chuck Norris.

Dustin

2007-10-12 17:39:08

Chuck Noris Doesn't Sleep...He Waits