Chuck Norris Joke #538
The helicopter was invented after Chuck Norris was observed doing 8 roundhouse kicks a second.
Comments:
Tyler
2012-08-26 12:38:10
Chuck. Norris eats Snack,Crackle And Pop before he sees his next victim
Robert Flores
2012-08-25 11:08:06
The helicopter was invented when, Chuck Norris did the helicopter move, upon getting out of the shower.
Hamburger Man
2011-10-23 19:50:28
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it.
Hamburger Man
2011-10-23 19:48:33
There once was a street named after Chuck Norris, but the name was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Hamburger Man
2011-10-23 19:44:44
Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
FAT 'N' HUNGRY
2011-05-23 15:24:25
chuk norris sleeps with a night light not becuse he afraid of the dark butt becuase the darks afraid of him
chuk norris broke the land speed record on a bike with no chain
brett
2011-05-23 15:21:44
little kids cheak there closet for the bogy man butt the bogy man cheks his closet for chuk noriss
thatoneguy
2011-03-16 17:50:50
chuck norris got banned from the justice leage for being too badass
reina
2011-01-23 10:10:19
I love Chuck!!
Tara
2010-09-07 16:40:37
Bruce Lee can walk on water. So? Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris doesnt sneeze at the sun. The sun sneezes at Chuck Norris.
Dustin
2007-10-12 17:39:08
Chuck Noris Doesn't Sleep...He Waits