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Chuck Norris Joke #537

Chuck Norris' beard hair is believed to be an aphrodisiac in China.

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Bob

2012-03-06 20:31:55

Chuck Norris got but by a snake afther three days of suffering the rattle snake finally died

DIE TROLL FACE

2012-02-11 13:58:05

When Jesus died and went to heaven, Chuck Norris got back his apostle and roundhouse kicked him in the face for not practicing ChuckNorrisianity.

anna

2011-11-04 13:07:43

not funny so immature u guys

Clement Siby

2011-10-31 05:13:48

One sneeze from Chuck Norris and all this Global Warming will be sorted!

kfadjhdslfkjhsdf

2011-10-30 12:16:03

WOWWW these are lame.

yooo

2011-10-30 12:15:34

Chuck Norris once went to Virginia. Now it's just ia

hahahahaha I swear this is my last time.

2011-10-30 12:14:27

Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.

hahahaha again

2011-10-30 12:13:56

Chuck Norris once took a trip to the Virgin Islands... Now they are just called the islands.

hahahaha

2011-10-30 12:11:56

As a joke chuch norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck. This truck is now known as optimus prime.

Andres Grave

2011-06-20 12:09:18

The boogeyman looks under his bed for Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris in a previous life

2011-02-22 19:12:39

There once was a Santa Claus...Until he forgot to stop by Chuck Norris' house

Big Dog

2011-01-06 08:52:58

Chuck Norris has never had vaccinations: however tetanus, hepatitis and polio are up to date with their shots for Chuck Norris.

sdfgsdgds

2010-12-24 08:48:37

Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest

i met chuck and avioded his kicks

2010-12-20 05:45:10

lucky is chuck

Zac Boals is a fag.

2010-10-24 20:28:18

Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris

Zac Boals

2010-05-29 05:22:55

When Jesus returns he will have only one apostle, Chuck Norris

zac boals

2010-05-29 05:20:28

Chuck Norris was the only person in the military to ever have a beard. "Wheres your shaving waiver?" **Smack to the adams apple* *Boot to the head*** "Theres your shaving waiver!"

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2010-05-28 21:55:20

kids try to dig holes all the way to china, but Chuck Norris tries to dig to them and gets there before they get the shovel. Thats why kids say they were so close.