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Chuck Norris Joke #535

Give Chuck Norris a typewriter and 0.001th of a second he can write the Complete Works of Shakespeare.

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jj10

2011-11-26 09:25:49

is shakespear a pirate?

Rony

2011-09-21 14:51:16

The reason Bruce Lee its death it's because he dare to show a fotoshop on a movie showing he beats Chuck Norris

VIRAL

2011-04-08 16:17:01

If Chuck Norris Met ANOTHER Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.

Roosevelt

2011-03-10 17:12:23

Chuck Norris wrote all of Tupacs raps, displeased with what he heard, he killed Tupac

ryan

2010-12-12 12:21:39

chuck norris can play rusian rillete with a fully loaded gun and win

MatMat

2010-10-29 07:13:57

When Chuck Noris puts milk on his Rice Crispies they shut the fuck up!

Person

2010-10-23 12:23:09

Chuck Norris has two speeds................Walk and kill

Jenny

2010-10-09 18:23:15

If Bo don't know, you can bet your ass that Chuck Norris does.

your mom

2010-10-07 09:54:02

so freaking stupid!

sss

2010-06-16 03:37:58

Dylan patterso-

Hot man

2010-06-16 03:37:30

contact me @ cold_dark_realm@hotmail.co.uk

Jesus Christ

2010-06-16 03:37:21

Im in!

Osama

2010-06-16 03:37:10

ZOMG HOLY SHIT.. CHASED BY CHUCK NORRIS AND MR T AND THE CIA.. HELP ME

csm

2008-10-05 08:19:40

chuck noris doesn't sleep...he waits

summo

2008-03-11 02:45:59

Chuck Norris has one eye opened when he sleeps...he keeps it in his pocket.
Bruce Lee did pushups with his fingers..but Chuck Norris does pushups on his eyebrow's hairs.
There is no dick in Chuck Norris's pants.Just another hairy fist.
When Chuck Norris meets people he never says,,Good Morning,,..he says,,Today,it's a good day to die,,...then,he makes sure they do.All of them.
First time I met Chuck Norris I exclaimed in wonder,,My friend,Chuck!!,,...and he said,,,Ok,,..then he chucked my nose flat.
Chuck Norris smiled only one time in his life.When he won the gorrila wrestling championship.
One time when I met Chuck Norris I exclaimed ,No-rrrrrrice!,,..then he said,yes,rice,,...then my teeth looked like rice on the ground when he roundhoused them...what a life.

dustoff61

2008-03-10 12:42:01

When God said, "Let there be light!", Chuck Norris said, "Go ahead, flip the switch!"

dustoff61

2008-03-10 12:42:01

When God said, "Let there be light!", Chuck Norris said, "Go ahead, flip the switch!"

Ray-Ray

2007-07-27 16:28:45

o.k. first of all when ever you put numbers and points together in a joke it makes it hard to understand and you end up missing the joke itself!