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Chuck Norris Joke #532

Chuck Norris trick-or-treated as himself as a child.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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2014-09-26 08:05:07

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gamer007734

2014-01-17 08:21:54

doesn't make Any sense

ACTUALLY SMART

2013-07-18 02:52:28

YO! I thought because Australia was an island that it was a country??? correct me im wrong I only heard it from a friend.

Randall

2012-11-23 12:49:24

Chuck Norris did not grow his bread, he just flexed his jaw and pushed the hair out.

Brandon

2012-10-30 07:19:35

Chuck Norris can melt water

theo

2011-09-23 22:07:58

no chuck norris can kill you with his chin because there is no chin its just another fist

cazumbiri

2011-05-10 11:43:19

Chuck norris daughter lost her virginity...he got it back!!!

thatoneguy

2011-03-16 18:32:46

when chuck norris was a child he molested full grow men

Chuck Norris

2010-12-03 14:48:08

Actually, I dressed up as Wolverine. If any one says different, I will hunt you down!!!

Valina Burton

2010-11-27 16:43:35

wow

Baltoholic

2010-10-27 14:25:59

Kids dress up as the Hulk for Halloween, and the Hulk dresses up as Chuck Norris.

will

2009-11-29 14:24:54

no moron i mean kyle Australia IS a country Oceania (of which Australia is most of) is a continent

kyle

2009-11-29 06:47:04

YO, MORON AUSTRALIA IS A CONTINENT

Lucy

2008-12-06 17:00:17

Chuck Norris doesn't wet the bed, the bed wets itself in fear of Chuck Norris

Ryan Baldon

2007-07-11 05:32:18

Joel Is By far the coolest of all cools in the world... COOL DUDE