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Chuck Norris Joke #531

Chuck Norris invented the question mark.

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2014-07-06 06:57:12

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2014-07-06 06:56:30

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Cool Man Hero

2013-06-23 11:24:40

Chuck Norris is so cool that he can turn himself into Chuck Norris.(And any other creatures!!!.)

alexander acosta

2012-11-13 22:47:26

chuck norris doesnt do push ups he does earth downs

Chuck Norris

2012-03-04 12:43:19

I don't mow my lawn, I just stand there and dare it to grow.

IHateJosh

2011-03-31 20:53:05

Fuck you josh

S2S

2010-12-22 22:46:20

chuck norris is 3/8 indian...this isn't heritage, the man ate a fucking indian

VizuaLz-Ghost

2010-06-01 16:03:21

Chuck Norris can weelie with a unicycle. (X

josh

2010-04-28 08:42:09

The show is called Walker Texas Ranger because Chuck Norris does not run.

Adair

2009-09-23 07:09:42

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water...AND make it drink!

Mark

2009-03-04 14:53:40

Because no one can....

Deangelo Martinez

2008-11-04 21:37:26

how????

Matt Chippendale

2007-10-26 05:52:01

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he refuses the syringe and requests a hand gun and a bucket